Dark Robio said:Wesker isn't gay. Well not in the sense that he has gay sex. Wesker can't get it up, and he welded his butthole shut years ago in some strange experiment to become some kind of assless super zombie. He's an asexual pud who tries to stimulate himself by playing Chubby Cherub.
*Miyamoto swings the Master Sword and a beam of pure white light is thrown at Dark Robio*
Begone!
Dark Robio said:Wesker isn't gay. Well not in the sense that he has gay sex. Wesker can't get it up, and he welded his butthole shut years ago in some strange experiment to become some kind of assless super zombie. He's an asexual pud who tries to stimulate himself by playing Chubby Cherub.
Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:Check out the thread at Neogaf. Plenty of people think of it highly. The reason publications do not like it as much is simple. It is a 2D platformer, with fairly simplistic art style and no orchestrated music. No epic plot, no online and thematically it is 2 steps back. Read my impressions in the official thread.
And yes SMB3 and World were more revolutionary, but there are plenty of little innovations in each level in Wii also. Not the big innovations of the previous ones, but the 2D platformer is simply perfected at this point. Besides crazy gravity effect (which are in Galaxy) there is not much they can do.
However there are some things in NSMBWii that the Galaxy team should learn from.
The 2D platformer can do a lot more. Time based mechanics as Braid showcased. LBP allows the 2D platformer to almost become any genre with vehicles, giant contraptions, or puzzles. Sonic did gravity way before Mario did and did it in 2D. Maybe the classic Mario formula is perfected by why does it need to be a by the book Mario game, SMB3 and SMW were cutting edge, and so was Yoshi's Island. Back then the standard Mario game was a revolutionary platformer, now the standard 2D Mario game is to walk in the shadows of those games. And until Nintendo says "fuck it, lets make the most fucking awesome 2D game ever made, lets destroy all preconceptions, lets surpass all expectations" I don't know if a new Mario game can ever match those games.
But the point of New Super Mario Bros series is to bring back the old classic gameplay. Did you not wish NSMB would be more like SMB3/SMW? Well you got your wish. Complaining it does nothing new, is like complaining Mega Man 9 or 10 does nothing new. You knew before hand that NSMBWii would be the classic Mario gameplay, so why were you expecting something totally new?
But NSMBWii did something new beside the crazy level design. And that's the 4 player co-op. If you want crazy new Mario, well you already have Galaxy and you will get Galaxy 2. Do I need to remind you that both game also have 2D platforming levels? You get new and old, everyone should be happy.
Dvader said:Where are you, respond! Tear down my argument, challenge me!
The reality is that I have work to do and I am procrastinating cause this discussion has been fun. But you left. Sigh, guess I better get to work.
I need to sleep man.
And why are you talking with retardo kitten of the GGD? Shame on you!
Dvader said:Where are you, respond! Tear down my argument, challenge me!
You sound like Iga on any other day. Only minus the wang waving.
Iga_Bobovic said:Dvader said:I need to sleep man.
And why are you talking with retardo kitten of the GGD? Shame on you!
You sound like me.
With the wang waving.
Iga_Bobovic said:Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:Check out the thread at Neogaf. Plenty of people think of it highly. The reason publications do not like it as much is simple. It is a 2D platformer, with fairly simplistic art style and no orchestrated music. No epic plot, no online and thematically it is 2 steps back. Read my impressions in the official thread.
And yes SMB3 and World were more revolutionary, but there are plenty of little innovations in each level in Wii also. Not the big innovations of the previous ones, but the 2D platformer is simply perfected at this point. Besides crazy gravity effect (which are in Galaxy) there is not much they can do.
However there are some things in NSMBWii that the Galaxy team should learn from.
The 2D platformer can do a lot more. Time based mechanics as Braid showcased. LBP allows the 2D platformer to almost become any genre with vehicles, giant contraptions, or puzzles. Sonic did gravity way before Mario did and did it in 2D. Maybe the classic Mario formula is perfected by why does it need to be a by the book Mario game, SMB3 and SMW were cutting edge, and so was Yoshi's Island. Back then the standard Mario game was a revolutionary platformer, now the standard 2D Mario game is to walk in the shadows of those games. And until Nintendo says "fuck it, lets make the most fucking awesome 2D game ever made, lets destroy all preconceptions, lets surpass all expectations" I don't know if a new Mario game can ever match those games.
But the point of New Super Mario Bros series is to bring back the old classic gameplay. Did you not wish NSMB would be more like SMB3/SMW? Well you got your wish. Complaining it does nothing new, is like complaining Mega Man 9 or 10 does nothing new. You knew before hand that NSMBWii would be the classic Mario gameplay, so why were you expecting something totally new?
But NSMBWii did something new beside the crazy level design. And that's the 4 player co-op. If you want crazy new Mario, well you already have Galaxy and you will get Galaxy 2. Do I need to remind you that both game also have 2D platforming levels? You get new and old, everyone should be happy.
No I knew what it was, because it is just a game trying to be like SMB3 and SMW it will never be as good as those were. I was hoping for a little bit more imagination but what we got was awesome. For me it is just not on the level that you feel it is. And yeah Mega Man 9 or 10 doesn't do anything new, I will enjoy it but I am not calling them GOTY or anything. I still feel that MM2 is better.
Iga_Bobovic said:Dvader said:Where are you, respond! Tear down my argument, challenge me!
The reality is that I have work to do and I am procrastinating cause this discussion has been fun. But you left. Sigh, guess I better get to work.I need to sleep man.
And why are you talking with retardo kitten of the GGD? Shame on you!
On GGD Zelda is a franchise that has sucked for a decade and only weirdos still play it. *Sigh*
Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:Dvader said:Where are you, respond! Tear down my argument, challenge me!
The reality is that I have work to do and I am procrastinating cause this discussion has been fun. But you left. Sigh, guess I better get to work.I need to sleep man.
And why are you talking with retardo kitten of the GGD? Shame on you!
On GGD Zelda is a franchise that has sucked for a decade and only weirdos still play it. *Sigh*
Don't argue with kittowny! He will bring you down to his own level and then beat you with retarded smiley's.
Iga_Bobovic said:Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:Dvader said:Where are you, respond! Tear down my argument, challenge me!
The reality is that I have work to do and I am procrastinating cause this discussion has been fun. But you left. Sigh, guess I better get to work.I need to sleep man.
And why are you talking with retardo kitten of the GGD? Shame on you!
On GGD Zelda is a franchise that has sucked for a decade and only weirdos still play it. *Sigh*
Don't argue with kittowny! He will bring you down to his own level and then beat you with retarded smiley's.
I beat Kittowny and am onto the final boss, Grammaton. I hope I brought enough potions.
Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:Dvader said:Where are you, respond! Tear down my argument, challenge me!
The reality is that I have work to do and I am procrastinating cause this discussion has been fun. But you left. Sigh, guess I better get to work.I need to sleep man.
And why are you talking with retardo kitten of the GGD? Shame on you!
On GGD Zelda is a franchise that has sucked for a decade and only weirdos still play it. *Sigh*
Don't argue with kittowny! He will bring you down to his own level and then beat you with retarded smiley's.
I beat Kittowny and am onto the final boss, Grammaton. I hope I brought enough potions.
C'mon even Demon's Souls hasn't given you the experience to beat him, and you're not even up to Carnage yet!
Foolz said:Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:Dvader said:Where are you, respond! Tear down my argument, challenge me!
The reality is that I have work to do and I am procrastinating cause this discussion has been fun. But you left. Sigh, guess I better get to work.I need to sleep man.
And why are you talking with retardo kitten of the GGD? Shame on you!
On GGD Zelda is a franchise that has sucked for a decade and only weirdos still play it. *Sigh*
Don't argue with kittowny! He will bring you down to his own level and then beat you with retarded smiley's.
I beat Kittowny and am onto the final boss, Grammaton. I hope I brought enough potions.
C'mon even Demon's Souls hasn't given you the experience to beat him, and you're not even up to Carnage yet!
I took a warp to skip to the end.
WTF