Starbucks Free WiFi
Crack the password and win a beer
Pornhub Router #2345
Get your own wifi you cheapass
I've only had one "funny" name for our Wifi router. "I Eat The Brown." We had just gotten an autographed picture from Jason Mewes (Jay from Jay & Silent Bob fame), and before me had had signed the previous fan's picture as "I eat ass." I asked him if he could do something slightly more PG since it would be hanging up in my media room, so that's what he did, and for some reason it's always made me giggle like a school girl. So eventually I made it our Wifi router name.
Problem was, one day my insurance rep came over to do some paperwork for me. She asked if we had wifi and I quickly realized I couldn't admit it. So I told her the kid next door had an unlocked connection, and all she'd have to do is look for the signal with the offensive name. And after that I changed it to something more simple.
Lair of the Bat Anii.
Foolz said:Lair of the Bat Anii.
This.
Porn Router
I would use the Free Starbucks wifi if there was one close by.
Name it the Ministry of Defence.
Or Fist of the North Star
How about ISIS network? Too soon?
travo said:How about ISIS network? Too soon?
If you want homeland all over your ass. 
how about RE4>Metroid Prime.
I'm not lying!
Box of a Liar
gateway to heaven
the rabbit hole
I'm getting a new wifi router soon and I need a new name for it. I was thinking
"FBI Surveillance #218." I alsosaw this and thought about stealing it" Hide your kids, hide your WiFi." Any suggestions on a new name? Any and all are welcome.