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Farting Etiquette: The Do's and Don'ts of squeezing one out
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Fri, 13 May 2016 12:45:50
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When in company do you fart loudly, hold it in, release it silently or leave the room?

Or, is there another option?

My fucktard brother liked to fart into his cupped hands and then force it onto other peoples faces.

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Fri, 13 May 2016 13:39:51
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You brother liked to "cup the cheese," my cousins tried to do that once or twice because they saw it in a movie.

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Fri, 13 May 2016 14:48:29
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Vile.

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Sat, 14 May 2016 04:17:39
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I used to "hot-oven" my ex girlfriend.  She loved it.

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Sat, 14 May 2016 13:52:25
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Wrong thread? Nyaa

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Sat, 14 May 2016 14:06:54
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gamingeek said:
Wrong thread? Nyaa

Nope, I think he's referring to the "Dutch oven."

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Thu, 19 May 2016 11:19:57
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Has anyone else tried this toilet spray called "It Happens!"

It's a USA product and you spray it onto the water in the toilet before you take a dump. It forms a layer which traps the poo smells and ejects sweet citrus. I was highly dubious about its claims, but after trying it I can say that it actually works. And is much better that air freshner which just mixes in with the poo smell and chokes you to death.

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Sun, 28 Nov 2021 03:50:03
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gamingeek said:

When in company do you fart loudly, hold it in, release it silently or leave the room?

As sliently as possible. Leaving the room isn't possible for me; I cannot hold it while walking, and I end up sounding like a popcorn machine on my way out of the room.

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Sun, 28 Nov 2021 03:55:58
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gamingeek said:

Has anyone else tried this toilet spray called "It Happens!"

It's a USA product and you spray it onto the water in the toilet before you take a dump. It forms a layer which traps the poo smells and ejects sweet citrus. I was highly dubious about its claims, but after trying it I can say that it actually works. And is much better that air freshner which just mixes in with the poo smell and chokes you to death.

There’s a product like that here in Canada that does the exact same thing called V.I.Poo. Haven’t tried it yet myself though.

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Sun, 28 Nov 2021 07:11:46
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Ravenprose said:

As sliently as possible. Leaving the room isn't possible for me; I cannot hold it while walking, and I end up sounding like a popcorn machine on my way out of the room.

Lol, me too.  Apologixing after every pop.

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Sun, 28 Nov 2021 13:48:20
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Archangel3371 said:
gamingeek said:

Has anyone else tried this toilet spray called "It Happens!"

It's a USA product and you spray it onto the water in the toilet before you take a dump. It forms a layer which traps the poo smells and ejects sweet citrus. I was highly dubious about its claims, but after trying it I can say that it actually works. And is much better that air freshner which just mixes in with the poo smell and chokes you to death.

There’s a product like that here in Canada that does the exact same thing called V.I.Poo. Haven’t tried it yet myself though.

This product needs to spray automatically whenever someone sits down on a public restroom toilet.

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