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Bulletstorm - A Must Play
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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 08:43:27
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I have thought through all the active members here at VGP, and I have to say I don't see a single one of you that would not enjoy Bulletstorm on some level.  It is on every level a very sophisticated game.

All the negative criticism I read of it can be attributed to playing it in one or two sittings (which would be possible, but only if you were being paid -- I beat it in about 8-9 sittings).

I can't really say much more than that, it soaked in the sensibilities of several generations of gaming, starting with SNES.  It knows what it is, and pretends to be nothing more, but it you are bored with FPS, this is the cure.  You just may be ruined for any FPS after it.

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:03:52
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Doesn't look funny enough to be enjoyable to be honest.

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:36:39
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Oh, I think you'd find more than enough lolz in this one.

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:39:16
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My FPS lolz must be witty.

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:42:37
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Game has wit in spades. KVO is not smart enough to understand wit.

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 12:31:00
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Will watch a video review.

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:02:08
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I second the recommendation. During the 2011 Robio Awards Bulletstorm received an award for the Best DudeBro line of the Year.

"You wanna make out? Just two gruff military hardened dudes sitting in an elevator snuggling out their woes in a totally hetero way."

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 14:10:30
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I third that recommendation. Just a really fun, and funny, game to play.

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Tue, 05 Jun 2012 02:32:35
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robio said:

I second the recommendation. During the 2011 Robio Awards Bulletstorm received an award for the Best DudeBro line of the Year.

"You wanna make out? Just two gruff military hardened dudes sitting in an elevator snuggling out their woes in a totally hetero way."

If they then actually kissed I'll buy it immediately. Phwoar.

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Tue, 05 Jun 2012 09:29:08
I also liked the line about the expired dinosaur (nuff said, spoiler-free).

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Wed, 06 Jun 2012 01:36:51
I played the demo. It's was okay, but it didn't make me want to keep playing. May give it a try someday, though.

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Wed, 06 Jun 2012 01:52:56

I'll get it at 10 or less.

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Wed, 06 Jun 2012 04:22:38

^ My local Walmart has it on clearence for $15, so it's getting there.

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Wed, 06 Jun 2012 12:48:18
Foolz said:

If they then actually kissed I'll buy it immediately. Phwoar.



They didn't kiss, but they immediately had sex after that.

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Wed, 06 Jun 2012 13:23:08
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They didn't kiss, but they immediately had sex after that.



Eh, it's not the same without the foreplay. Besides kissing is way gayer than fucking.

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Wed, 06 Jun 2012 13:24:19
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Eh, it's not the same without the foreplay. Besides kissing is way gayer than fucking.



Well that made me laugh for a while. Could have been the pain meds, but who cares. Get your butt back on a podcast again soon sir.

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Wed, 06 Jun 2012 13:30:15

My current podcast goal is to get on one with you just so that I can pronounce your name correctly. WinkWink It will happen one day. It will happen.

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Wed, 06 Jun 2012 19:16:33
Sorry about that. I caught myself in yesterday's show saying it wrong once and cringed, wondering how many times I had done that and not noticed.

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Sat, 09 Jun 2012 07:09:52

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