travo said:Hey, you leave Aspro alone, Peckercetamol! I know his video game collection is bigger than yours!
At least it's not Pachtercetamol.
Okay, so who was paracetamol?
I was leaning Robio, but Leo is a close second.
aspro said:Iga_Bobovic said:When I get a headache, I do the stuff I would normally do.
Masturbate while watching UFC?
Classic zing. Ah the good old days.
I get a call from my co-host Steve Scrapers for this?! It was not a classic zing, AssPro. It barely even registers on the zing-meter. Iga really masturbates to UFC and the WWF and to old reruns of Supernatural. Everyone knows that. I can't believe I took time out from editing the Game Over Youtube show for this crap. Now my viewership of 9 Americans, 3 Australians, 1 African, a Japanese-man and Iga (who likes to masturbate to me too, of course) will have to wait for their next show! You've never heard of Game Over?! Bullshit. We have six second sessions at a time so even the average attention span of an Australian can keep up. On the next show, Steve will review Fifa 2016 and I completely bash Her Story. I mean who plays that crap, right? That's not a game!
Now that's a game! I was a secret hidden character in there, myself, or at least they were planning on putting me in, but my dong alone would have needed a second video card, a double processor CPU and a terrabyte of RAM to reproduce.
Take that, you Australian inch-worm! I'm outta here I got shit to do!
(There's more material for ya Bobby!)
Jeesus! No homo here, dude! The only bros that get close to my cock are Steve Scrapers and my other co-host Barry Bogg when we do our commentary on Killzone and Fifa matches called "Gaming Commentary while deep-throating a Nine Inch Cock" segments. Now scat before I get Mark Hamil's Joker to shoot you in the back with his Phaser and cripple you earlier than you already will be! You can be the Vg Press' own Oracle.
Anyone can see that's two tennis balls shoved in that pocket anyway! You wanna see a real cock Para-whatever, you come see me!
phantom_leo said:Anyone can see that's two tennis balls shoved in that pocket anyway! You wanna see a real cock Para-whatever, you come see me!
I'm sure he's not that endowed. It says " Easy to swallow" right on the box!