Forum > Blogs > Asprovertisment
Asprovertisment
<< prev
avatar
Country: CA
Comments: 14006
News Posts: 0
Joined: 2008-07-01
 
Fri, 18 May 2012 23:10:00
Plus 1 to the two hot chicks. Grinning

1176413.png

avatar
Country: US
Comments: 16666
News Posts: 2694
Joined: 2008-06-21
 
Sat, 19 May 2012 02:04:30

Whole thread = LOL

Edited: Sat, 19 May 2012 02:04:48

The VG Press

avatar
Country: UN
Comments: 16210
News Posts: 1043
Joined: 2008-06-21
 
Sat, 19 May 2012 02:31:11
+1
travo said:
Hey, you leave Aspro alone, Peckercetamol!  I know his video game collection is bigger than yours!

At least it's not Pachtercetamol.

avatar
Country: AU
Comments: 19019
News Posts: 9041
Joined: 2008-08-18
 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 11:02:36

Okay, so who was paracetamol?

I was leaning Robio, but Leo is a close second.

avatar
Country: AU
Comments: 19019
News Posts: 9041
Joined: 2008-08-18
 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 11:03:26
aspro said:
Iga_Bobovic said:

When I get a headache, I do the stuff I would normally do.




Masturbate while watching UFC?

Classic zing. Ah the good old days.

avatar
Country: US
Comments: 13
News Posts: 0
Joined: 2012-05-18
 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:06:28
+3

I get a call from my co-host Steve Scrapers for this?! It was not a classic zing, AssPro. It barely even registers on the zing-meter. Iga really masturbates to UFC and the WWF and to old reruns of Supernatural. Everyone knows that. I can't believe I took time out from editing the Game Over Youtube show for this crap. Now my viewership of 9 Americans, 3 Australians, 1 African, a Japanese-man and Iga (who likes to masturbate to me too, of course) will have to wait for their next show! You've never heard of Game Over?! Bullshit. We have six second sessions at a time so even the average attention span of an Australian can keep up. On the next show, Steve will review Fifa 2016 and I completely bash Her Story. I mean who plays that crap, right? That's not a game!

Now that's a game! I was a secret hidden character in there, myself, or at least they were planning on putting me in, but my dong alone would have needed a second video card, a double processor CPU and a terrabyte of RAM to reproduce.

Take that, you Australian inch-worm! I'm outta here I got shit to do!

(There's more material for ya Bobby!)

avatar
Country: UN
Comments: 18413
News Posts: 2100
Joined: 2008-06-21
 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:25:00

GASP ! ! !

Spla-TOON!

avatar
Country: US
Comments: 13
News Posts: 0
Joined: 2012-05-18
 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:29:24

Jeesus! No homo here, dude! The only bros that get close to my cock are Steve Scrapers and my other co-host Barry Bogg when we do our commentary on Killzone and Fifa matches called "Gaming Commentary while deep-throating a Nine Inch Cock" segments. Now scat before I get Mark Hamil's Joker to shoot you in the back with his Phaser and cripple you earlier than you already will be! You can be the Vg Press' own Oracle.

avatar
Country: UN
Comments: 18413
News Posts: 2100
Joined: 2008-06-21
 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:30:28

That's NOT funny!  Sad

avatar
Country: US
Comments: 13
News Posts: 0
Joined: 2012-05-18
 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:31:24

Suck it up, bro!

I said suck it UP!  Argh!

avatar
Country: UN
Comments: 18413
News Posts: 2100
Joined: 2008-06-21
 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:31:39

WTF?!

avatar
Country: UN
Comments: 18413
News Posts: 2100
Joined: 2008-06-21
 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:33:24

Anyone can see that's two tennis balls shoved in that pocket anyway! You wanna see a real cock Para-whatever, you come see me!  

avatar
Country: US
Comments: 15334
News Posts: 475
Joined: 2008-07-03
 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:35:43
+2
phantom_leo said:

Anyone can see that's two tennis balls shoved in that pocket anyway! You wanna see a real cock Para-whatever, you come see me!  

I'm sure he's not that endowed.  It says " Easy to swallow" right on the box!

avatar
Country: UN
Comments: 18413
News Posts: 2100
Joined: 2008-06-21
 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:37:49

Yeah!  Argh!

avatar
Country: CA
Comments: 14006
News Posts: 0
Joined: 2008-07-01
 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 17:20:33
+2

LOL

1176413.png

avatar
Country: UN
Comments: 16210
News Posts: 1043
Joined: 2008-06-21
 
Sun, 26 Jul 2015 02:12:46
+1

This Game Over show sounds pretty legit. Link me up.

avatar
Country: AU
Comments: 19019
News Posts: 9041
Joined: 2008-08-18
 
Sun, 26 Jul 2015 07:50:52

Well, that closes the case boys. Suspect identified Happy

<< prev
Log in or Register for free to comment
Recently Spotted:
*crickets*
Login @ The VG Press
Username:
Password:
Remember me?