Dvader said:I said it is mechanically great and fun to mess with. It's devoid of interesting gameplay scenarios but makes up for it in other areas. Bottom line, i love shooters and I rather play a boring shooter than some crappy game where you control a tiny dude and mash the same buttons over and over while everything dies around you, even knowing clearly that the crappy game is far better designed than the order.
Damn, Diablo 3 did mark you after all. I guess if you keep comparing every game subconsciously to it, you'll never have to play a bad game again. There's a silver lining to having played it!
SteelAttack said:Damn, Diablo 3 did mark you after all. I guess if you keep comparing every game subconsciously to it, you'll never have to play a bad game again. There's a silver lining to having played it!
None of these games we are talking about are bad games. Bad games are bad, 5 or under, actual crap. These are just annoyingly stupid games that should be better.
To me, garbage= bad. Lolz
edgecrusher said:I clearly remember Dvader saying Diablo 3 was "garbage".
To me, garbage= bad. Lolz
That was Vader being Vader (Molyneux). He promised us it was garbage, but in the review he gave it a 6 and said it was decent enough but not for him.
SteelAttack said:Damn, Diablo 3 did mark you after all. I guess if you keep comparing every game subconsciously to it, you'll never have to play a bad game again. There's a silver lining to having played it!
Diablo 3 is the new Witcher 2.
Vader hates games that start out as PC exclusives.
Foolz said:edgecrusher said:I clearly remember Dvader saying Diablo 3 was "garbage".
To me, garbage= bad. LolzThat was Vader being Vader (Molyneux). He promised us it was garbage, but in the review he gave it a 6 and said it was decent enough but not for him.
That was me being upset at the moment, the game was pissing me off. When I finished and looked back I try to be as fair as possible. So you want me to be that douchebag reviewer that is like "I hated that one part, game is a 3!"
That would be neat. We could have a podcast with Douchebag Vader and Dark Robio. And Iga. Although he'd just be Iga. No need for an evil alter ego when he is one already.
I wonder if that means there's a nice and gentle Iga somewhere in the netherlands.
SteelAttack said:That would be neat. We could have a podcast with Douchebag Vader and Dark Robio. And Iga. Although he'd just be Iga. No need for an evil alter ego when he is one already.
I wonder if that means there's a nice and gentle Iga somewhere in the netherlands.
No, regular Iga killed him and burned the body.
I think what I have learned is that Vader will play a game that asks you to walk in a straight line, but not one that asks you to draw one.
NOW GO PLAY KIRBY DAMMIT!!!
robio said:I think what I have learned is that Vader will play a game that asks you to walk in a straight line, but not one that asks you to draw one.
NOW GO PLAY KIRBY DAMMIT!!!
Lol! Isn't there some lime to get me to play something, get behind hyrule warriors.
What would that line look like? Yakuza 3 has been waiting for like 4 years. Valkaryia chronicles died of old age and its body is stepped over by newer games. What's the bouncer look like who lets in the new shiny games and keeps out the other games? Zelda, RE, MGS and sonic always have their name on the list so they get to skip the line and go right in. The order is the dumb smoking hot blond that gets to go right in cause of how beautiful she is.
Dvader said:Foolz said:edgecrusher said:I clearly remember Dvader saying Diablo 3 was "garbage".
To me, garbage= bad. LolzThat was Vader being Vader (Molyneux). He promised us it was garbage, but in the review he gave it a 6 and said it was decent enough but not for him.
That was me being upset at the moment, the game was pissing me off. When I finished and looked back I try to be as fair as possible. So you want me to be that douchebag reviewer that is like "I hated that one part, game is a 3!"
No, I want you to stop being a pathological liar.
Foolz said:No, I want you to stop being a pathological liar.
Where did I lie? Are people not allowed to lash out and say things they may not mean especially when that was not a final review and the game was in progress. Have you never heard of the concept of the second half of a game being better than the first?
Dvader said:Foolz said:No, I want you to stop being a pathological liar.
Where did I lie? Are people not allowed to lash out and say things they may not mean especially when that was not a final review and the game was in progress.
But you have to have enough experience to know the basics of critiquing a videogame, you’ve been doing it for twenty years!
Foolz said:But you have to have enough experience to know the basics of critiquing a videogame, you’ve been doing it for twenty years!
What basics. Being positive in some preview article then turning around and crapping on the game for the review? 
I play a game, I go through whatever emotions the game gives me and then I look back at the experience as a whole, simple as that. I never review a game I don't beat, which is why you almost never see reviews for terrible games cause I don't like playing them and if I do i probably won't finish them
Dvader said:What basics. Being positive in some preview article then turning around and crapping on the game for the review?
I play a game, I go through whatever emotions the game gives me and then I look back at the experience as a whole, simple as that. I never review a game I don't beat, which is why you almost never see reviews for terrible games cause I don't like playing them and if I do i probably won't finish them
The basics of being a victim of tabloid journalism.
However, you do review plenty of terrible games, one very recently, in fact. But you like these terrible games because you're Moly-nu.
Foolz said:The basics of being a victim of tabloid journalism.
However, you do review plenty of terrible games, one very recently, in fact. But you like these terrible games because you're Moly-nu.
Lol I had never read the interview, holy shit! The balls on those interviewers, good on them.
Well shit I ruined what you were doing, now I feel stupid.
travo said:SteelAttack said:That would be neat. We could have a podcast with Douchebag Vader and Dark Robio. And Iga. Although he'd just be Iga. No need for an evil alter ego when he is one already.
I wonder if that means there's a nice and gentle Iga somewhere in the netherlands.
No, regular Iga killed him and burned the body.
Nice Iga is the Iga that shut ups and never talks. When Iga opens his mouth is when the evil comes out. 99% of the time Iga is silent.
I have no idea what's going on in this thread anymore.
I said it is mechanically great and fun to mess with. It's devoid of interesting gameplay scenarios but makes up for it in other areas. Bottom line, i love shooters and I rather play a boring shooter than some crappy game where you control a tiny dude and mash the same buttons over and over while everything dies around you, even knowing clearly that the crappy game is far better designed than the order.