A little over a week ago, someone mentioned I should do a bath-tub rant about the Rayman Ubisoft thing. And it kind of got me thinking that maybe I should finally go back to an old idea I had of blogging from the bath-tub. "Bath-time With Robio" was an old pre-youtube video series I did for the convention scene before you could monetize that kind of stuff. So I figured maybe I'd do a different spin on it, and do "The Bathtub Rants" and bitch about gaming stuff from the bath-tub. Anyway what follows is something.... I'm just not sure what. I thought it would be a good idea to review Lay's new Chicken and Waffle potato chips while I did this. I even had some things planned out to say. None of which made it onto the video because for the past hour + I'd been enjoying a very good bottle ot tequila. The end result is a bit of a cluster. It's not public so CNN won't see this one. So in light of Rayman, here's a VG Press exclusive guys. If you don't think it's funny (and you probably won't) I hope you'll at least have some pity for me.
You definitely told the entire nation of French, though.
The France people and the nation of French suck arse. Well said, Robio.
Some amazing analogies in there; definitely lived up to the hype. probably surpassed it, actually.
One thing that needs to be adressed: the lack of salt in cooking has resulted in flavourless shitness not just in savoury dishes, but sweet ones too. A salty waffle flavoured potato crisp is likely to taste better than an actual waffle these days, disgusting as it may be.
You're very welcome. Glad to hear you laughed. Better than being emotionally scarred by it.
Both happened to me.
Oh come on now. That wasn't the first time you've seen me in a bath tub.
You weren't so passionate the last time, and a rant so impassioned about snot-lubed sodomy that it must have been experienced first hand, did not take place either.