I am here to clear the air on our hotly contested relationship!  These are the reasons Gamingeek would never marry me.

10. He said I was clingy.  I am not!

9. He said I was texting him too much and my quips were lame.

8.  He thought I was replaceable like there were other companions like me.

7.  I don’t spoon. (Told you I’m not clingy)  I need space when I sleep because of my CPAP device.

6. He was selfish and would keep the armor sets to himself.  He said he would never share.

5.  He said our relationship was just out of convenience.

4. He claimed I never really helped out in battle.  I saved his tail many, many times.

3.  He hates my balding hair like I can help that.  

2. Claimed my toenails were so long that they dragged on the ground like a dog’s

1.  He hates how old I am.  I’m only seventy.

Posted by Belrand Sat, 28 Apr 2018 14:26:51 (comments: 11)
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Sat, 28 Apr 2018 14:59:59

Awww. Why you so mean to Belrand GG?

 
Sat, 28 Apr 2018 16:20:04
LOL

Better be careful what you list for GG.
 
Sat, 28 Apr 2018 18:19:52

Suck on those toes until the nail is moist enough to pick off GG.

 
Sat, 28 Apr 2018 23:52:28

70? You don't look a day over 60!

FFS, GG.

 
Sun, 29 Apr 2018 01:56:51

Lol what did I miss?

 
Sun, 29 Apr 2018 22:10:26
I left Belrand with a full set of Dragon Armour I had to level up my smithing to 100 just for that. He could sell it and be rich forever.
 
Sun, 29 Apr 2018 23:20:45
gamingeek said:
I left Belrand with a full set of Dragon Armour I had to level up my smithing to 100 just for that. He could sell it and be rich forever.

 
Sun, 29 Apr 2018 23:32:27
gamingeek said:
I left Belrand with a full set of Dragon Armour I had to level up my smithing to 100 just for that. He could sell it and be rich forever.

He wasn't manwhoring, he loved you. Hrm

 
Mon, 30 Apr 2018 00:40:12
gamingeek said:
I left Belrand with a full set of Dragon Armour I had to level up my smithing to 100 just for that. He could sell it and be rich forever.

Who took out loans for all that Smithing Schooling that you went through? That’s right! Me!  I sold the armor to pay off the loans.

 
Mon, 30 Apr 2018 20:28:48

What's really sad in all of this is that Belrand has had to go back to using toilet paper to clean up after a poop.

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