Amongst the latest bunch of WikiLeaks leaks was a transcript from a recent online meeting by online lobby group Anonymous:
Anonymous#1: OMG! Did u gaiz c dat new Myly Cirus video? Laik dat haz 2 be da worse musics video EVA!!!
Anonymous#2: NO! U be buggin’ son; obv the worse music video eva iz dat one wid Bieber and dat negro. Like black guys! LOL!!! We no u equal now, but dam do u hav 2 do dat bad musiz? It degredating 2 womenz 2, like dam we all like sex…
Anonymous#3: an hava lota it too! Amirite?
Anonymous#1: lol ya, with yo momma
Anonymous #2: but datz juz offendive
Anonymous#3: lol my momma fat n ugly u did it wid her! LOLOL
Anonymous#1: yeah, lol, I had sex wid yo momma.
Anonymous#3: oh, wat ur problem dude?
Anonymous#4: hai guyz! Like I jus saw dis reli cool vidyo were dis asian girl was like bukaked 2 deth. Die semen wuz censored, but dayum it waz hot.
Anoynmous#5: OH GUYS! GUYZZZ!!! I haz an idea; can I haz cheeseburger?
Anonymous#1: not funny dude
Anonymous#3: not funny dude
Anonymous#4: not funny dude
Anonymous#6: not funny dude
Anonymous#5: LOL! I GOTZ U GUYZ GUD, but seriously 4 a min here, let be srs guyz.
Anonymous#2: ysosrs?
Anonymous#1: LOL
Anonymous#3: LOL
Anonymous#5: LOL
Anonymous#6:ROFLROFLROFLROFLGUD1
Anonymous#5: GAUZ! I BIN SRRZ! Luk, I hav an idea. We all like porngz, rite?
Anonymous#4: YA LOL
Anonymous#3: YA LOL
Anonymous#4: YA LOL
Anonymous#5: LOL U REPEAT URSELF DBL POST!
Anonymous#4: LOL SRRY GUYZ
Anonymous#4: LOL SRRY GUYZ
Anonymous#5: STFU! Ya, so we hate da Bieber and love da pornzzz, prons! So let like hack da youtubez and replace die videos of Bieber wid beaver!
Anonymous#1: “Bieber wid beaver!” LOL
Anonymous#6: “Bieber wid beaver!” LOL
Anonymous#3: “Bieber wid beaver!” LOL
Anonymous#2: “Bieber wid beaver!” LOL
Anonymous#4: “Bieber wid beaver!” LOL
Anoynmous#7: Let do it. It a srrz statement on das tate of pop musciz. Were da modern beatlez? JONUS BRODAS? LOLOLOLOLOL
Anonymous#8: ja, we commentate geniousz
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Anonymous#27: HAI GUYZ! Wikileaks just leaked these totalit hot naked picz of Assange. I totally dry now gauyzz, he so dreamy! <3
Anonymous#25: dude, haz u not herd? He bin arrest by da governments of da world! Dis **** juz got real.
Anonymous#27: wat u mean? Dey try 2 take away our Julian?
Anonymous#21: Paypal no longer let uz give him moniez for teh political pronz! LOL I laffin so I dun cry. Wut shud we do?
Anonymous#13: GUZ! Worse dan dat iz were we gon get are infromatinzz from naow? If it wudnt fa wikilakes huw we gon now dat peoplez iz being torture an kill in warz? I mean OMG Broz we gon no notin wid oud dem!
Anonymous#16: it a trazevsty on da free speeches. We got do zomethin bout dis! Dis worse dan Tom Cruise and dem Scienologiss.
Anonymous#19: ja guayz! I got ma V 4 Vendetta mazk ready.
Anonymous#16: suxh a gud book lol tort me all abat Thatcherism LULZ – like thatcher+fascism
Anonymous#19: LOL
Anonymous#21: LOL
Anonymous#13: LOL
Anonymous#19: LOL
Anonymous#27: but rilly guyz! Wat we gon doe?
Anoynmous#21: okaz, I haz an idea
Anoynmous#13: an a cheezburger
nonymous#19: LOL
Anonymous#21: LOL
Anonymous#13: LOL
Anonymous#19: LOL
Anoynmous#21: but rilly guyz! Y dont we hax hindu deir serverz and shut dem down so no one canz uze dem? Or da Amasons and all die tings apposed to wikileakz dat we dizgree wid, let make zure dey cannot zay dat da wikileak iz good.
Anonymous#451: Jaz guyz! We stand up 2 da free speeches like dis LOLOL!
Anoynmous#21: we like modern day geniuz proteztorz
Anonymous#13: we like Che!
Anonymous#19: we like Bin Ladenz!
Anonymous#13: wtf bro? 2 zoon LOL
Anonymous#19 has been kicked.
I would comment but Anonymous kept me from doing it.
Anonymous#47: LOL can i haz moar a dis awsomenessez? ... an a cheezburger
"Anoynmous#21: but rilly guyz! Y dont we hax hindu deir serverz and shut dem down so no one canz uze dem? Or da Amasons and all die tings apposed to wikileakz dat we dizgree wid, let make zure dey cannot zay dat da wikileak iz good."
my favorite.
hax hindu, reminds me of pax romana.
lol indeed. I quite like "apposed" too which leads into #21 accidentally saying that they should make sure people can't say Wikileaks is good.
Thanks for reading Travo and Bugs!
Fixed.
"Anoynmous#21: Fair play. I have a plan."
This works just as well.
Your version is how Anonymous see themselves, mine is reality?