Amongst the latest bunch of WikiLeaks leaks was a transcript from a recent online meeting by online lobby group Anonymous:

Anonymous#1: OMG! Did u gaiz c dat new Myly Cirus video? Laik dat haz 2 be da worse musics video EVA!!!

Anonymous#2: NO! U be buggin’ son; obv the worse music video eva iz dat one wid Bieber and dat negro. Like black guys! LOL!!! We no u equal now, but dam do u hav 2 do dat bad musiz? It degredating 2 womenz 2, like dam we all like sex…

Anonymous#3: an hava lota it too! Amirite?

Anonymous#1: lol ya, with yo momma

Anonymous #2: but datz juz offendive

Anonymous#3: lol my momma fat n ugly u did it wid her! LOLOL

Anonymous#1: yeah, lol, I had sex wid yo momma.

Anonymous#3: oh, wat ur problem dude?

Anonymous#4: hai guyz! Like I jus saw dis reli cool vidyo were dis asian girl was like bukaked 2 deth. Die semen wuz censored, but dayum it waz hot.

Anoynmous#5: OH GUYS! GUYZZZ!!! I haz an idea; can I haz cheeseburger?

Anonymous#1: not funny dude

Anonymous#3: not funny dude

Anonymous#4: not funny dude

Anonymous#6: not funny dude

Anonymous#5: LOL! I GOTZ U GUYZ GUD, but seriously 4 a min here, let be srs guyz.

Anonymous#2: ysosrs?

Anonymous#1: LOL

Anonymous#3: LOL

Anonymous#5: LOL

Anonymous#6:ROFLROFLROFLROFLGUD1

Anonymous#5: GAUZ! I BIN SRRZ! Luk, I hav an idea. We all like porngz, rite?

Anonymous#4: YA LOL

Anonymous#3: YA LOL

Anonymous#4: YA LOL

Anonymous#5: LOL U REPEAT URSELF DBL POST!

Anonymous#4: LOL SRRY GUYZ

Anonymous#4: LOL SRRY GUYZ

Anonymous#5: STFU! Ya, so we hate da Bieber and love da pornzzz, prons! So let like hack da youtubez and replace die videos of Bieber wid beaver!

Anonymous#1: “Bieber wid beaver!” LOL

Anonymous#6: “Bieber wid beaver!” LOL

Anonymous#3: “Bieber wid beaver!” LOL

Anonymous#2: “Bieber wid beaver!” LOL

Anonymous#4: “Bieber wid beaver!” LOL

Anoynmous#7: Let do it. It a srrz statement on das tate of pop musciz. Were da modern beatlez? JONUS BRODAS? LOLOLOLOLOL

Anonymous#8: ja, we commentate geniousz

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Anonymous#27: HAI GUYZ! Wikileaks just leaked these totalit hot naked picz of Assange. I totally dry now gauyzz, he so dreamy! <3

Anonymous#25: dude, haz u not herd? He bin arrest by da governments of da world! Dis **** juz got real.

Anonymous#27: wat u mean? Dey try 2 take away our Julian?

Anonymous#21: Paypal no longer let uz give him moniez for teh political pronz! LOL I laffin so I dun cry. Wut shud we do?

Anonymous#13: GUZ! Worse dan dat iz were we gon get are infromatinzz from naow? If it wudnt fa wikilakes huw we gon now dat peoplez iz being torture an kill in warz? I mean OMG Broz we gon no notin wid oud dem!

Anonymous#16: it a trazevsty on da free speeches. We got do zomethin bout dis! Dis worse dan Tom Cruise and dem Scienologiss.

Anonymous#19: ja guayz! I got ma V 4 Vendetta mazk ready.

Anonymous#16: suxh a gud book lol tort me all abat Thatcherism LULZ – like thatcher+fascism

Anonymous#19: LOL

Anonymous#21: LOL

Anonymous#13: LOL

Anonymous#19: LOL

Anonymous#27: but rilly guyz! Wat we gon doe?

Anoynmous#21: okaz, I haz an idea

Anoynmous#13: an a cheezburger

nonymous#19: LOL

Anonymous#21: LOL

Anonymous#13: LOL

Anonymous#19: LOL

Anoynmous#21: but rilly guyz! Y dont we hax hindu deir serverz and shut dem down so no one canz uze dem? Or da Amasons and all die tings apposed to wikileakz dat we dizgree wid, let make zure dey cannot zay dat da wikileak iz good.

Anonymous#451: Jaz guyz! We stand up 2 da free speeches like dis LOLOL!

Anoynmous#21: we like modern day geniuz proteztorz

Anonymous#13: we like Che!

Anonymous#19: we like Bin Ladenz!

Anonymous#13: wtf bro? 2 zoon LOL

Anonymous#19 has been kicked.

Posted by Foolz Sun, 09 Jan 2011 11:50:25 (comments: 7)
 
Sun, 09 Jan 2011 13:52:21

I would comment but Anonymous kept me from doing it.

 
Sun, 09 Jan 2011 16:14:27

Anonymous#47: LOL can i haz moar a dis awsomenessez?  ... an a cheezburger

 
Sun, 09 Jan 2011 20:45:58

"Anoynmous#21: but rilly guyz! Y dont we hax hindu deir serverz and shut dem down so no one canz uze dem? Or da Amasons and all die tings apposed to wikileakz dat we dizgree wid, let make zure dey cannot zay dat da wikileak iz good."

my favorite.

hax hindu, reminds me of pax romana.

 
Mon, 10 Jan 2011 05:50:07
aspro said:

"Anoynmous#21: but rilly guyz! Y dont we hax hindu deir serverz and shut dem down so no one canz uze dem? Or da Amasons and all die tings apposed to wikileakz dat we dizgree wid, let make zure dey cannot zay dat da wikileak iz good."

my favorite.

hax hindu, reminds me of pax romana.

lol indeed. I quite like "apposed" too which leads into #21 accidentally saying that they should make sure people can't say Wikileaks is good.

Thanks for reading Travo and Bugs!

 
Mon, 10 Jan 2011 13:26:59
Foolz said:

Amongst the latest bunch of WikiLeaks leaks was a transcript from a recent online meeting by online lobby group Anonymous:

Anonymous#1: Dear me!  Did any of you fine gentleman see the recently released video from Miley Cyrus?  'Tis the most foul and wretched thing to have ever been unleashed upon this Earth.

Anonymous#2: Nay, you are mistaken.  Our darkest hour was already upon us from sir Bieber and some fellow of African descent.  Civil rights have progressed, such then why haven't the arts?  Alas, I must conclude these demonstrations are at the cost of the dignity of women everywhere.  The act of sexual congress is one known to us all.

Anonymous#3: And congress is doubtlessly holding a caucus, correct?

Anonymous#1: Good show!  Though I must confess I take particular affection with your mother.

Anonymous #2: Sir, I take offense to that!

Anonymous#3: I can assure you the appearance of my mother would dissuade you from that particular position.

Anonymous#1: It is with good humour that I must confess I did not yield from my exploits.

Anonymous#3: What madness drives you to such words, sir?

Anonymous#4: Salutations gentleman!  I have just at this moment viewed a markedly enjoyable show in which a lady was felled by the fruit of mens' loins.  Despite the dastardly infringement upon the God-given right of freedom of expression, it was a tittilating experience.

Anoynmous#5: Fellows, I had a thought.  Could anyone spare a hamburger topped with cheese?

Anonymous#1: Your concept breeds contempt.

Anonymous#3: I concur.

Anonymous#4: I concur.

Anonymous#6: I concur.

Anonymous#5: Ha!  You have bested me.  Please grant me a moment to speak upon a subject of dire importance.

Anonymous#2: What has brought you such turmoil?

Anonymous#1: Good show!

Anonymous#3: Good show!

Anonymous#5: Good show!

Anonymous#6: My word, I am in a fit!

Anonymous#5: It is with unfettered resolve that I speak!  Can we all agree that we enjoy the voyeuristic pleasures of gazing upon the act of copulation?

Anonymous#4: Aye.

Anonymous#3: Aye.

Anonymous#4: Aye.

Anonymous#5: I declare this man has made his opinion known more times than is necessary.

Anonymous#4: Apologies, my mistake.

Anonymous#4: Apologies, my mistake.

Anonymous#5: Please yield the floor.  It seems at this juncture we have reached a consensus on the disdain for sir Bieber and reverance for carnal espionage.  From this information we may conclude that our actions should be as follows: we shall enter the court of Youtube and subvert the displays of this gent with a rodent.

Anonymous#1: “this gent with a rodent!" Ha!

Anonymous#6: “this gent with a rodent!” Ha!

Anonymous#3: “this gent with a rodent!” Ha!

Anonymous#2: “this gent with a rodent!” Ha!

Anonymous#4: “this gent with a rodent!” Ha!

Anoynmous#7: Agreed.  This is shall be the common folk's musical Waterloo.  The brothers Jonas wish to deign the circle of the Beatles as their equal?  Good lord it is a lark.

Anonymous#8: I believe we may declare ourselves quite clever.

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Anonymous#27: Greetings my colleagues.  The cult of Wikileaks has made public images of sir Assange in all his shame.  My cheeks were made flush at the gaze of his radiance.

Anonymous#25: Have you not be made privvy to the news?  He hath been taken to the dungeon in capture of the greater establishment.  This is a climacteric point.

Anonymous#27: What is the meaning of this?  Do they truly mean to segregate Julian from the rest of us?

Anonymous#21: That is not the least of it.  PayPal has ceased acceptance of payment on this behalf.  I haven't the mind whether to jest or bawl.  What action are we to take?

Anonymous#13: Sirs.  Our plights extend beyond that.  From whence will our news now come?  If it were not for the cult of Wikileaks, what would we be fed about the casualties of this war?  We shall surely be left in the dark.

Anonymous#16: It is yet another impeachment with regard to our first-amendment rights.  We have no choice but to act!  This is a plight worse than the tale of Cruise and the followers of Scientology.

Anonymous#19: Indeed.  I have my armour in tow.

Anonymous#16: I learnt of the philosophies of miss Thatcher from a fine volume.  My conclusions are that miss Thatcher has took it upon herself to invent her own form of Fascism.

Anonymous#19: Ha!

Anonymous#21: Ha!

Anonymous#13: Ha!

Anonymous#19: Ha!

Anonymous#27: I must direct your attention back to the task at hand?  What is our best course of action?

Anoynmous#21: Fair play.  I have a plan.

Anoynmous#13: And the meat of oxen?

nonymous#19: Ha!

Anonymous#21: Ha!

Anonymous#13: Ha!

Anonymous#19: Ha!

Anoynmous#21: Stay focused men!  How about this.  We enter the depths of their network and bring it down from the inside, yielding it useless.  Alternatively, perhaps we could broaden our sights and make difficult the lives of all those opposed to Wikileaks.  Let us defend the honour of Wikileaks.

Anonymous#451: Hear hear!  We must defend our right to speak freely, as we do!

Anoynmous#21: We are the Knights Templar of our day.

Anonymous#13: We are akin to sir Guevera!

Anonymous#19: We are akin to bin Laden!

Anonymous#13: With distaste do I take your remark.

Anonymous#19 has been disavowed.

Fixed.

 
Mon, 10 Jan 2011 21:07:16

"Anoynmous#21: Fair play.  I have a plan." LOL

 
Tue, 11 Jan 2011 02:06:35
Yodariquo said:

Fixed.

LOL

This works just as well.

Your version is how Anonymous see themselves, mine is reality?

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