When you're in a public restroom...

...do you hide your wee wee? Or just walk in nonchalantly and whip it out, while starting a friendly chat with your urinal neighbor?

Do you peek? Do you mind being peeked at?

Posted by SteelAttack Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:11:41 (comments: 15)

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gamingeek

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:42:52

I go straight for the cubicle to bust a vein out.

bugsonglass

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:32:50

one time as i was peeing in a urinal at my local football pub, this neanderthal comes next to me starts peeing whilst making unpleasant grunts, then stretches his arms up, farts loudly and belches even more loudly. then turns around at me smiles and says "lovely jubbly". true story.

phantom_leo

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:21:12

Oh boy, what a loaded question!

When I was a teen, I used to whip it out, practically while walking in the restroom door, being quite the exhibitionist at the time.

As I got older, I started to notice too many sideways glances and had a few too many hand-gesture offers, where I started to feel uncomfortable.

I don't use Public Restrooms practically at all anymore, but about 9-10 years ago, I started using stalls out of respect for my urinal neighbors. (1) I have very good peripheral vision, and I don't want to be tempted to peek, especially at my buddies. I respect their privacy at all times. (2) There are some things you just can't hide. Practically everyone I know has seen me in the buff. I just don't want to make anyone else feel bad.

In short, you'll never see a George Michael-like Evening News story featuring me!

Do I peek? Ummm... I try not to, especially if the dude is straight, and I can totally tell by body-language and gaydar. It's difficult not to. If you walked into a room of perky boobs and bubble butts, would YOU be able to resist?

phantom_leo

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:22:21

bugsonglass said:
one time as i was peeing in a urinal at my local football pub, this neanderthal comes next to me starts peeing whilst making unpleasant grunts, then stretches his arms up, farts loudly and belches even more loudly. then turns around at me smiles and says "lovely jubbly". true story.

Alrighty! This just begs the question: "What the heck is a jubbly?!"

bugsonglass

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 01:09:07

phantom_leo said:

bugsonglass said:
one time as i was peeing in a urinal at my local football pub, this neanderthal comes next to me starts peeing whilst making unpleasant grunts, then stretches his arms up, farts loudly and belches even more loudly. then turns around at me smiles and says "lovely jubbly". true story.
Alrighty! This just begs the question: "What the heck is a jubbly?!"

it's just cockney rhyming slang. you never watched "only fools and horses"?

Foolz

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:30:13

I use cubicles. It means there's a less chance of standing in urine, though admitedly a higher chance of standing in vomit and faceces, but it's a risk you've got to take!

Ravenprose

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 06:18:41

If no one's in the restroom, and it's clean, then I will use a urinal. Otherwise, I use a stall. I have a very shy bladder.

gamingeek

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:58:11

How can you use a wall mounted urinal? There is no tissue to dry yourself off. Your only option is flailing it about in a vain attempt to shake off the residual pee, which usually stains your trousers.

Ravenprose

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:00:50

gamingeek said:
How can you use a wall mounted urinal? There is no tissue to dry yourself off. Your only option is flailing it about in a vain attempt to shake off the residual pee, which usually stains your trousers.

If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

gamingeek

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:37:16

Ravenprose said:

gamingeek said:

How can you use a wall mounted urinal? There is no tissue to dry yourself off. Your only option is flailing it about in a vain attempt to shake off the residual pee, which usually stains your trousers.

If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

And you risk spraying someone else, and a black eye.

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