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Kazunori Yamauchi wins 4 hour race
Confirms that GT5 isn't really all that realistic, but GT6 might be. They did just include damage after all!
gran-turismo.com impressions news
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Uncharted 2 1up review A+
Naughty Dog crafts a superb action-adventure game that sits among the year's best.
1up.com impressions
gamingeek
The King of Fighters Movie Behind the Scenes Comme
Doesn't look as bad as the game...
1up.com media
Foolz
RE5: Milking Edition trailer
Mansions ftw! Features breasts, but no Wesker
kotaku.com.au editorial media
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Transmission Games sack 30 employees
Makers of Ashes Cricket 2009. This is what should've happened to the team itself
kotaku.com.au news
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Wii Fit Plus to Include Pet Support
Now we'll have to come up with a term lower than "casual"
csmonitor.com news
aspro
Microsoft: motion control will become the norm
My, my, my how the mighty have changed their tune
gamedaily.com editorial
Iga_Bobovic
Final Fantasy XIII with English VA
If it took them this long to add the VA to the trailer...
kotaku.com.au editorial media
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Step 1: Shut the fuck up.
Above all, this is an effective method of problem solving that will, in most cases, alleviate any issues you may be experiencing. Think of it like a reset button. Should any of the measures you've attmepted prove ineffective, rest assured that simply closing your mouth and worrying about something more important is usually enough to set things right. It can be difficult to believe, but there really are better things to get upset about. If that fails, try some of the troubleshooting steps outlined below.
Problem: We live in the digital age, this should have been DLC
Solution: Maybe you missed the last few paragraphs, but in case you haven't heard, there's a lot of stuff being changed, retuned, updated and expanded, and at least eight new characters being added. For one, that would be a bigass download for people who don't have a lot of space left on their hard drive. Secondly, you're talking about tinkering with a huge portion of the game's code, and that's a Pandora's box full of potential for fuckuppery.
Problem: SFIV just came out, why is this happening so soon?Solution: It's not. We don't even have a release date yet, beyond a general "Spring 2010" ballpark. By the time this drops, it will have been more than a year since the first edition was released. Did you really not get your money's worth? How many $60 games did you buy in 2009 that remained just as fun for over a year?
You paid $60 for Arkham Asylum this year and didn't seem to mind. Are you still gonna be playing that come December? So why does this bother you? Sports games make their previous versions worthless every year and nobody stamps their feet and cries for their mommy about it. Given, some years they undergo bigger changes than we'll see with SSFIV, but we also haven't had NINE Street Fighters this decade, have we?
The point is, if you bought SFIV in February, you'll probably have gotten a lot more than sixty bucks' worth of fun out of it by next Spring. When a whole year of awesome gameplay for the same money you spent on Mirror's Edge or Assassin's Creed still leaves you feeling ripped off, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you should have spent that cash on a Fleshlight. Or better yet, a visit from one of those "assisted suicide" doctors, so you can end the painful misery of knowing that nothing will ever be good enough for you.
How do you find this funny and not the Destructoid "why PSP is the best" article?
Because the PSP article was them trying too hard to be funny and failing, and this one has so much truth in it that it makes it automatically win.
There's no finesse here, no timing or cleverness. It's just: STFU and buy a fleshlight.
What sitcoms do you like?
It's funny when you take a stroll on gaming forums and realize how entitled do many guys feel about getting stuff from developers, and how little knowledge they have regarding the way high tier fighting games are handled in the revision aspect. Who needs finesse when you can use a sledgehammer?
Gilmore Girls.
I guess cause its not funny, there are no real jokes there. Is Gilmore Girls a comedy?
Done!
Oooo Yeah!
Giggity!
Laughs are being had at the expense of people complaining, not because of the text itself.
Not a comedy-focused show, but it does have some comedic situations. I dig Seinfeld as well but that's a given. I haven't found a single person in the world that doesn't like it, so it doesn't count.
In don't understand, there's a vulva shaped one, an anus one, a mouth one, but then there's one with just a tiny slit in there. What's that one supposed to represent?
A tight ass?
I know someone who doesn't like Seinfeld... he's... weird.
I like comedy articles whose intent is comedy from the start, I can't read insults like STFU and laugh, unless its us joking around and putting
after it.
So, STFU Steelo!
Are you at work?
Oh, last rebellion is a new nippon ichi ps3 game.
Um...no. Unless your ass is shaped like this:
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Yeah, I'm at work now. I just checked a patient that turned out to be a probable case of piggy flu. I said: BEGONE! EVIL FIEND!
I've been toying with the idea to get a couple of NiS games for a while now. Never played any Disgaea or Atelier Iris titles before. Puchi Puchi Virus sounds so cool that I want it regardless of the genre.
The fuck?
Now I do want it.
They're really pushing that blatant Zelda rip-off angle, aren't they?
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobileI watched the 3d Dot game video. Why no music?
I'm cooling on that game, beyond the graphics it looks like even something like LTTP is a better buy.
I need a dump.
And sad news on the game front, I need to order a $70 duvet
Made by NASA though. Kinda.
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobileSounds like an intelligent camera system would sort all this out.