NSider review Splatoon 9/10
"Nintendo have done it again. Splatoon feels incredibly different to anything that you’ve played before, and is all the more refreshing for it"
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10-year-old girl explains the Nintendo bias
" I feel like if I told the other kids that I was playing Splatoon they might not think it was all that great. Because it’s Nintendo, and they think Nintendo is for kids. And it doesn’t have blood
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Meh.
Woo! Ground Zeroes is free on PS+ in June!
I only trust Gamespot reviews when it comes to nintendo, will wait for theirs...
Six point oh!
Wait when does splatoon come out?!
SUPER MARIO MAKER LEVELS:
Holy shit, well forget it then, I'm not getting it any time soon.
Yeah, not with forty to a hundred hours of Witcher content. Plus, Batman looms on the horizon.
Pizzicato Five!
Maybe? I...dunno. I'm out of my element here.
Okay, thanks Trav.
QFT
Steelio, is that a throwback avatar? Pretty sure I've seen you with that one. I miss the Coroner one though, that defines Steel.
Re-read my post, I said I've gotten "Gold or higher scores". I have got a few Platinums.
And I don't suck at it, I've been getting good scores. The cutscenes are diabolical, truly diabolical.
They go something like this:
BAYONETTA
I thought I smelled a big willy in the room
BLACK GUY
You want a drink Bayonetta?
*Bayonetta stretches her leg onto the bar for a crotchshot*
BAYONETTA
I think I need a little pick me up
MOBSTER
Why am I always havin' ta deal with all the angels, trashing ma stuff, makin' it t'hard to make a living when....
BLACK GUY
Well why don't you try this? *slams shot down on bar*
BAYONETTA
I think I left my wallet in my other pants. *leans suggestively over the bar*
*fucking awful 80s keyboard jazz music plays - cutscene ends*
That said, I like Bayonetta for its cheese. Its kind of like enjoying a comedy horror movie.
I love cheesy fun, but I don't find Bayonettas cutscenes funny, at all. Just shockingly bad. And dat keyboard jazz music is just.... unfathomable. I dont want to skip cutscenes because otherwise I have no understanding of what is happening or why it's happening and yet I can get stuck in an overlong cutscene and feel my will to live slowly ebbing away.
Now this is cheesy fun.
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Hey AC... thinking about you. Hope you're doing OK. <3
Indeed.
Yes, many well wishes for the family.
I see a lot of claiming that Splatoon is a shooter any age can enjoy, but I've never seen the Teen or Mature rating deter any kids from playing shooters before.