Mario Kart 8 Pre-Orders Surpass PS4's Watch Dogs  

You can't stop the Nintendoom train of anti-hype. It's too powerful. It's like some giant, barreling, mega-monolith of epic, hateful proportions; a twisted, disgusting locomotive of unwieldy momentum.



Thankfully, there is one thing that can derail the Nintendoom train and it's called positive Wii U sales. How will this be accomplished? Easy. The Wii U just has to move off store shelves with good software, just like crack moves out of a dealer's hand when standing around Toronto's mayor, Rob Ford.

Mm, mm, mm. Look at all of that Mario Kart 8 goodness, surrounded by a bunch of gift cards that mommy and daddy are buying for little Timmy who wanted a PS4 after browsing through Neogaf and getting enticed by all those mindfully delectable propaganda pieces.



Even still, the pro-hype train for the PS4 and the anti-hype train of Nintendoom isn't enough to keep theBig 'N' down. It'll take a lot more than angry, gift-card-wielding members of the blue brand to hold back the moustache-wearing minority and his family. All the threats of doom and the signs of underpoweredness have no effect on the positive power of brightness and fun that comes with the Big 'N' and their first-party titles.

In fact, reviewers – even the far-low ones deep in the plastic of the Doritocracy – have mentioned that Mario Kart 8 is blowing them away... hard, and not just because they paid for it.

This is why I post and read Cinemablends' Usher written articles, blatantly biased, but creative and fun with it. I've always thought any kind of entertainment writing should not just be about the facts but in how articles are actually written. There's an art to making interesting prose, but most gaming articles are so dry and boring. And yes, he posts gifs in the 'articles'.

SupremeAC said:

Good to see they hired Samus Aran for the next Halo.

Didn't notice that. A Retro artist is working for 343 now, which explained some metroid-esque designs in Halo 4.

It's bundled with a red Wiimote and red plastic wheel. Red alone is worth an extra $50.

Or just get a Fire TV.

I forgot how to embed videos.

Sweet thanks.

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