http://gaminrealm.com/2014/01/21/nintendo-next-gen-system-specs/

"A highly-customized GPGPU like the Wii U’s offering a 4.60 TFLOP performance with almost 4x the shaders over the PS4′s 1.8 TFLOPS  GPU and Xbox One’s 1.2 TFLOPS sounds right around the ballpark that Nintendo would aim for. "

Oh wait if this is for the next console 4 years from now maybe, but if this is supposed to be some rushed system to replace the U due anytime soon then

Another gummy bears laxitive story to amuse you:

"As I type this review, I'm on the toilet, surrounded by my dearest family and friends and a priest. I'm not exactly sure whether this is an exorcism or if I'm getting my last rites read to me. This very well could be my final crowning moment. I may never make it back to my feet. What a way to go. Will I go out by suffocating in a toxic byproduct stench? Will I croak from my body expelling all essential nutrients for life? Is this the apacolypse?"

"What is occurring in my body right now may only be explained with the final 20 minutes of the movie Independence Day. The sweet gummy bears that I thought I had chewed and swallowed have now resurrected inside my bowels with a vengeance. The only thing that I can imagine they are doing is s***ting inside my digestive tract. Decomposed zombie gummy bear s***. This can't be all my s***. There's no way. That's not my s***. That's s*** from a supernatural entity living inside me. Literally nothing I've eaten in a dozen years could possibly turn my ass into a to-scale model of Mt. St. Helens, violently spewing what smells like a public bus filled with homeless people with fresh perms, in Mexico City at such a cyclic rate, that I'm worried the war veteran below me thinks he's storming Normandy again.

Shame on everyone who handled these bears before they made it to me. Shame on Amazon for making theses available for purchase. Shame on the guy in the warehouse who packaged this for shipment. Shame on the UPS guy for bringing this to my door. You all knew. I know you knew, and you knew I'd know. And you still let me do this to myself. Shame on you!

My last hope now is that the force of gas propelling from my anus may be strong enough to disturb Satan himself in hell. And that he is so angered by this that he sends an entire fleet of brave minions to come up through the toilet and put me out of my misery."

gamingeek said:

Oh man, that Nintendo Fusion article LOL.

BTW if you've been keeping up with the Wii U GPU thread on GAF, which you haven't, we know they have started working on new hardware, probably for their next handheld but the guys keep speculating about a portable/home console hybrid system. So some fool obviously heard about that and started spreading these "specs".

No deal.

Edge, I still have 360 games to play and I'm sick of this POS core 360. In hindsight buying this cheap option just affected the whole lifespan of my time with it. For instance, no wi fi so I can't even use it with the internet, no HDD so same thing and some games wont run. Wired controller whose cord just gathers dust and pisses me off. You would think a cord is no problem but I'm so used to wireless controller now, having to reel in a put away a long ass wire from the tv just feels archaic.

No HDMI so I can only hook it up via a VGA cable to a certain tv in a certain part of the house. And I need to have it near a sound system with optical inputs. I got a hardrive but the POS crapped out so I can't even play GTA V. And the disc drive sounds like a high powered vacuum cleaner.

The games are good but this hardware is a POS. It won't last to play my games in the future so at some point I will probably need a new one anyway. But me, I'm the sort of person who would look at a wireless controller for £20 and thinks, hey I can get two DVDs I want for less than that. Or, I can buy a game for that cash instead.

Yeah those old core 360's were definitely crap. MS totally rushed that console to market which was a shame because the Xbox 1 was actually gaining steam at the time.

GG, I cannot help but think that you discovered these gummy bear stories because you were doing research on your own medical problems.

they are still hilarious.

It's because (setting aside compilations) we've not had disparate bundles like that for a long time, not thrown altoghether in one box.

I have a few from the Commodore 64 era.

I'm not against it, I think it's a good deal for those who have not got those games yet, but it is odd. Especially seeing a Take 2 game and a Bethesda game in the same box.

Archangel3371 said:

Great games and a sweet bundle but yeah it just looks a bit weird for some reason.

It would have been cool if it was Skyrim with New Vegas or something. Or Bioshock with Dishonored.

Holy crap at EA bribng youtube users to post positive videos in exchange for money and keeping it all under an NDA! This industry is so corrupt.

And why the hell don't the games I care about do this. Give me some money for promoting MGS, RE or Zelda damn it. I will even do sonic though that one will make me feel evil.

I listened to the last two Game Under Podcasts this morning at work. I started the first one at 6:30 am, and finished the last one around 11:40. That's just TWO podcasts! Great listen, though. Easily took my mind off the tedious job I've been working on this week.

Regarding Nintendo, Aspro should be replace Iwata!

Sorry Robio.

Ravenprose said:

I listened to the last two Game Under Podcasts this morning at work. I started the first one at 6:30 am, and finished the last one around 11:40. That's just TWO podcasts! Great listen, though. Easily took my mind off the tedious job I've been working on this week.

Regarding Nintendo, Aspro should be replace Iwata!

Sorry Robio.

Thanks for listening!

aspro said:

so weird:

Wha? Two different companies, I'm confused.