After these horrible performance, those guys shouldn't lay their hands on any musical instrument ever again. What did the Ramones do to them?

"For some inexplainable reason, Nintendo has decided to journey back to the GameCube era with Shake It's presentation. The title officially displays in 16:9 mode, but all of the gameplay action is boxed into a 4:3 square. The leftover left/right regions show a static background graphic and are also used to display heads-up display information. It's a really lazy approach that offers the Big N the ability to say the game supports widescreen output when it really doesn't."

Matt bashes Wario Shake because it's not "true" 16:9. Hey, Matt most of Nintendo's fan base probably don't even own 16:9 TVs yet.

edgecrusher said:

N-Space....another Nintendo partner that they're not talking about at all.

Giest was a really cool game that, for some reason, people seem to talk about like it was horrible when it in fact got pretty good reviews most places and I'm willing to bet most people didn't even play it. It was more adventure game than shooter, and in fact the shooting parts were the worst areas of the game.

So Giest came out in 2005. You mean to tell me they have nothing to show, 3 years later? Cmon Nintendo.....

EDIT: Huh, I had no idea that N-space did the DS version of Call of Duty, and are doing Force Unleashed as well. And at the bottom of their web page, it says "Wii will show you more soon"...hinting at Wii games.

http://www.n-space.com/

balls.

Fuck E3.

Three times.

phantom_leo said:

I'VE NEVER SEEN A GAME LIKE THIS BEFORE ! ? !

A game for the Butch Lesbian market!

...and I thought games for the Casuals were the sign of the Video Apocalypse!

So what is everyone's top 10 games of E3 for each platform?

iga_bobovic said:

Hoi start reading the Wario impressions.

Raven Matt does that all the time when a game is not progressive scan and wide screen. But is he actually calling the animation bad? What the fuck is he smoking?

Yeah, the animation looks fantastic to me.

I might be able to make a top ten of the show...

maybe...

I could do a top 69.

You know what Edge, I might as well, gaf is down. I know you were joking but too bad here are my lists. (from what I have seen so far)

Exclusive Sony:

1. Little Big Planet
2. Infamous
3. Killzone 2
4. Resistance 2
5. Ratchet Booty
6. Motorstorm 2

Exclusive MS:

1. Gears 2
2. Uhhh Fable 2
3. Banjo Nuts
4. Geometry Wars 2

Third Party 360/PS3 (no SFIV for me yet, I need to see videos):

1. Resident Evil 5
2. Fallout 3
3. Prince of Persia
4. Star Wars Force Unleashed
5. Mirror's Edge
6. Dead Space
7. Silent Hill 5
8. Sonic Unleashed (shut up)
9. Dark Void
10. Ghostbusters

Wii:

1. Wario Land
2. Fatal Frame 4
3. Sim City Creator
4. Animal Crossing
5. Deadly Creatures!!!
6. Conduit
7. Castlevania Judgement
8. Wii Sports 2
9. Wii Music