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Vader vs Iga!!! A dick measuring contest in space! (SMG2 speed runs)
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Thu, 04 Nov 2010 18:49:00
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Ok today was a bad, bad day. First it is windy as hell and you can hardly walk. Then I totally trashed someone's expensive laptop at work by spilling hot chocolate milk on it. And too make matters worse it makes my desk smell like sickening sweets. Of course it is Thursday, which means training. Which in turn means getting up 5.00 o'clock in the morning, so I can leave work earlies (around 15:00 hours). This also means that I have to skip lunch, but guess what they had. They had fucking meatballs, by far the best food they have. And you know what?! Training was canceled, so I missed it for nothing. FUCK!

So I decided to start playing Galaxy 2 and at least have some speed running fun.

I played Sky Station Galaxy the Peewee Piranha's Temper Tantrum Level. Or first level and first star. and boy did I set a new record. My time is

1:58:58

So Vader now it is your turn, you have until Sunday to beat this time. Of course I will also try to beat my own time. The one that has the best time after Sunday wins a point.

After that Vader, it is your turn to pick a level and you have to tell your best time. and we do it all over again.

The best of 5 wins. The 5th level is chosen by someone neutral.

Everyone can join in the contest provided they have beaten Galaxy 2. Beaten means 242 stars. If you haven't, well you are not worthy. So it is Vader vs me.

Let's get it on.

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Match 1:

World: 1

Level: Sky Station Galaxy

Star: Peewee Piranha's Temper Tantrum

Time:

Iga: 1:58:58

Vader 1:56:73

Iga:1:53:81

Iga: 152:55

Iga: 1:51:90

Vader: 1:46:85

Winner: Vader

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Match 2:

World: 1

Level: -

Star: -

Time:

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Winner: -

SCORES:

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IGA:

8D

VADER:

8=D

Edited: Mon, 08 Nov 2010 04:47:52
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Thu, 04 Nov 2010 19:16:47
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At first, reading the thread title quickly, I thought it said: Vader is a dick LOL

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Thu, 04 Nov 2010 20:11:31
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Ok fine. I am playing majora's Mask now but I guess I can squeeze in some Mario. Who is going to speed run Sonic against me huh?

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Thu, 04 Nov 2010 23:40:54
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WHO? WHAT? WHERE?!



Oh. Speed runs...

...yay.

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Fri, 05 Nov 2010 00:25:49
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Sorry. I'm only interested in participating in actual dick measuring contests.

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Fri, 05 Nov 2010 01:43:53
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SteelAttack said:

Sorry. I'm only interested in participating in actual dick measuring contests.

I'm gonna need a bigger ruler!

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Fri, 05 Nov 2010 10:21:39
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LOL

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Fri, 05 Nov 2010 11:05:47
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SteelAttack said:

Sorry. I'm only interested in participating in actual dick measuring contests.

I'm gonna need a bigger ruler!

Maybe even TWO!

                                                                                              



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Fri, 05 Nov 2010 11:09:01
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Edited: Tue, 28 May 2013 02:49:56
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Fri, 05 Nov 2010 11:14:45

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I'm like tthe Atom from DC comics. I can shrink or grow my penis to any size.

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Fri, 05 Nov 2010 22:12:58

My penis grew.

1:56.73

Can we shorten the days, its too long to spend on one level. Also the first stage on any game is so unoriginal for speed running, its what everyone picks.

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Fri, 05 Nov 2010 22:20:16
Dvader said:

My penis grew.

1:56.73

Can we shorten the days, its too long to spend on one level. Also the first stage on any game is so unoriginal for speed running, its what everyone picks.

Hey, I haven't had time to play today! Good time, will try to beat your time tomorrow. We know 1:40 is possible, because of the youtube video. Should be interesting to see how low we can go. Oh and quit your crying, the next level is of your own choosing. Which will probably be the very unoriginal Cloud Court Galaxy.

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Fri, 05 Nov 2010 22:32:28

HEY! What's with this speed run crap? We were talking about penis measurement in this topic!

Argh!

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Fri, 05 Nov 2010 22:38:01
Iga_Bobovic said:

Hey, I haven't had time to play today! Good time, will try to beat your time tomorrow. We know 1:40 is possible, because of the youtube video. Should be interesting to see how low we can go. Oh and quit your crying, the next level is of your own choosing. Which will probably be the very unoriginal Cloud Court Galaxy.

No, The final star. Nyaa

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Sat, 06 Nov 2010 11:20:37

My new time is 1:53:81!!!

I found a way to cut 4 seconds of this time still, but it is really difficult. Will tell you after Sunday and if I can actually figure it out exactly.

Also Updated the OP to include the scores.

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Sat, 06 Nov 2010 15:18:36
Iga_Bobovic said:

My new time is 1:53:81!!!

I found a way to cut 4 seconds of this time still, but it is really difficult. Will tell you after Sunday and if I can actually figure it out exactly.

Also Updated the OP to include the scores.

What the hell did you do. I hate that level, I never want to play it again. Grrr.

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Sat, 06 Nov 2010 16:17:17
Dvader said:
Iga_Bobovic said:

My new time is 1:53:81!!!

I found a way to cut 4 seconds of this time still, but it is really difficult. Will tell you after Sunday and if I can actually figure it out exactly.

Also Updated the OP to include the scores.

What the hell did you do. I hate that level, I never want to play it again. Grrr.

What do you mean, with 'What the hell did you do? Do you mean how I beat your time, or how do I plan to cut 4 more seconds of that time still.

P.S. does this mean that you give up on this level?

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Sat, 06 Nov 2010 20:33:21

New record 1:52:55!!

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Sat, 06 Nov 2010 22:33:45
Iga_Bobovic said:

New record 1:52:55!!

Well poop I came here to say I bet your time by milliseconds, now I need to beat this time. I will do it later.

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Sun, 07 Nov 2010 19:09:54

New and final time 1:51:90

The trick I wanted to use worked, but then I screwed up the rest of the level. Sad

Oh well, better luck next time.

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