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Thu, 09 Sep 2010 23:51:37
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I wondered if others do this.

Somewhere, when I was a kid, I heard the fastest way out of a maze is to always go to the left.  Just cling to the left wall and you'll get to the goal.

This is something I do in every game in which it could be applied.  So if I'm hit up with a cave, or a maze, or even an open world that I want to throughly explore I'll go to the left and work systematically around the wall.  It always works.  I find that almost always when given a binary choice in a game (like when you are in a cave and there is a fork) going to the left is actually the quickest path.

Is this commonly known?  Do other people know/ do this?

Are there any particular things like this that you do automatically that, perhaps upon reflection, may not be what everyone else does when they game?

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:01:50
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Given a fork, I usually take the left.  I wouldn't suggesting hugging the wall will get you to the finish line the fastest, though.

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:03:21
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My penis usually points slightly to the left when erect, so I tend to choose that direction.

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:05:40
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Yodariquo said:

Given a fork, I usually take the left.  I wouldn't suggesting hugging the wall will get you to the finish line the fastest, though.

Yes, I guess it would work just as well if you applied it to the right-wall in the same manner.  Since you are also a leftist, do you find, like I have, that that is usually the way the developers want you to go?  Or is that all in my mind?

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:06:46
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SteelAttack said:

My penis usually points slightly to the left when erect, so I tend to choose that direction.

So wacking off that much does have an impact...

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:07:38
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aspro said:

So wacking off that much does have an impact...

Probably, although I should note that I use my right hand to masturbate, so I must be doing something wrong.

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:27:16
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SteelAttack said:

My penis usually points slightly to the left when erect, so I tend to choose that direction.

To the right for me, but I am left-handed.
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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:32:36
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This is now a thread about penii.

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:33:07
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SteelAttack said:

This is now a thread about penii.

Are you complaining?

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:34:36
SteelAttack said:

This is now a thread about penii.

YAY! PENII THREAD!!

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:34:58

Here's pointin' at you, Kid!

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:35:15

How could I? It is my dream that every single thread in this place is drowned in penises.

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:36:18

That's funny! I HAVE HAD THE SAME, EXACT DREAM!!  surprise

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:53:18
phantom_leo said:

That's funny! I HAVE HAD THE SAME, EXACT DREAM!!  surprise

Let us walk together towards the sunset, holding each other's penis hand.

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 01:03:07

Yay! Oh...

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 01:06:22

train derailed

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 01:09:40

What is that LARGE, STEEL, beastly object rigidly pointing to the LEFT in the photo above?  surprise

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 02:44:52

Not true if its' a 2d platformer! Then it's always to the right. Nyaa

Hey, maybe that's why you're so terrible at platformers!

Edit:

I mean penis.

Edited: Fri, 10 Sep 2010 02:49:42

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 02:46:24
Foolz said:

Not true if its' a 2d platformer! Then it's always to the right. Nyaa

Hey, maybe that's why you're so terrible at playformers!

Heh. Probably.  Even in 2d games I always try going left at the start to see if there is anything there (like in DKC).

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Fri, 10 Sep 2010 10:53:58

The fastest way out of a maze is to climb the wall and look around.

BTW do you guys remember that Dungeons and Dragons episode with the maze?

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