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This Hat is Not a Hat.
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Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:22:44
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I got my Club Nintendo Mario hat yesterday. It comes with "Mario Hat Instructions Manual".  It reads in part:

"This item was designed to replicate the shape of Mario's hat, and was created specifically for Club Nintendo Members.  Please be aware that this item is not designed to function as a hat...

Please enjoy this item as an interior accessory, a fun item when taking pictures, or to add to your collection of Mario related items."

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Another item: If you think that JRPG's have nothing new to offer, and you want a truly unique experience on your PSP, give XSEED's new game Half Minute Hero your consideration.

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Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:51:14
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"Hat" is discriminatory; they prefer to be called an "interior accessory."

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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:50:34
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Deja vu!

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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:32:56
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^did you just experience it? Is there another blog like this?

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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:26:47
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Robio's blog with his son who was too big for the hat! Grinning (I think it was Robio).

I also saw one on GS recently.

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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:07:50
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^Ah yes, but did they detail that that non-hat came with an instructions manual? I think NOT good sir.

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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:24:12
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I wear my interior accessory every day >_>
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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:31:42
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^I think technically you have to be talking about a sex-aid or a diaphragm.  Or a promotional hat from Nintendo.

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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:39:05
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No, but the one on GS did!
It was a vidoe in fact and after that the hat got wet annoyed a cat and smothered someone.

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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:43:29
Gee-ess, schmee-ess. Those harlots expelled you!  And it's good to see Xmas Jesus return to your avatar, you rule Foolz.

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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:59:33


Now THIS is a hat. (Not a knife)

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Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:41:21
When I went to order my club nintendo stuff this year, I specifically remember it saying it was wearable and "One size fits most adults, may be too large for children"

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Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:26:12
This penis is not a penis. Yup. Go ahead, touch it.
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Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:38:40
Sounds like a penis.
Smells like a penis.
Looks like a penis.
Feels like a penis.
Tastes like a penis...

...Hey! Wait a second. That IS a penis!
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Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:16:12
*giggle*
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