Yep. Nearly 15 years later that's the word that still sticks out in my head.
Why is this game so fucking HUGE. I dont know if its good or bad, much like everything about this game. I'm interested which is what is important.
I am going to have to stop for a whole week which sucks.
robio said:Let me share a story about this. The very first time I went to an "Adult Bookstore" I was sent there by my girlfriend for .....something. That's not important. What was important was that I was nervous about going because I thought they were all skeezy nasty pervy places. When I finally went to one that I had heard doing commercials on the radio and it turned out to be a nice place all things considered. It really just reminded me of a drug store with a large selection of video tapes on one wall. So after a few minutes I relax, let me guard down and start looking around. And at that very minute one of the employees came out of a room in the back and yelled across the store, "GOD DAMMIT. SOMEONE TOOK A SHIT IN ONE OF THE VIEWING ROOMS AGAIN!!!"
Yeah sorry about that but when you have months of diarhhea...
...when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Dvader said:Yakuza 2 (and Yakuza in general) is such a magnificently odd series. The side missions are so absurd but somehow still seem pausable in this Japan they present. Some are pointless fetch quests, that happens in a bunch of games but others create such strange scenarios like the baby fetish gang. The american pitcher in the batting cage, lol, wtf. The game in general is stuck with such old game conventions like lack of fast travel, annoying item management system, constant loading yet there is nothing quite like it so you kind of just go with it. I almost feel like this is a game someone can claim is one of the worst games they have played and another can absolutely love it and they both could be right. Such a weird series.
It's not a series for everyone. I can't see how anyone could not get involved in the characters though.
Every game I recommend the modern Vader hates, so therefore....
Dvader said:What games do I hate? Anything I give a 6 and up is still good.
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Dvader said:What games do I hate? Anything I give a 6 and up is still good.
Yeah, no one believes it when review sites say that, why should we believe you?
Play NMHeroes 2, you turn into a Tiger and behead people.
^ That wins.
So game is done. The ending was kind of ridiculous, and I mean the very very end, all the stuff leading up was great.
Ok lets get back to voting. I am going to finish up Max Payne 3 then start something new. The category will be medium sized games, vote for what i should play next:
1. Assassin's Creed Revelations
2. Rage
3. Alpha Protocol
Again?