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The Sitcom Project: Contribute, one line at a time *CANNED APPLAUSE*
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Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:16:11
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Here's the concept, we write a sitcom one line at a time, we are all characters in the show.

Each line must be written by a different person so no two consecutive posts are written by the same person.

I will start.

[INT. COFFEE SHOP - DVADER ENTERS]

[FACING HIS FRIEND]

DVADER

Why did you do that?!

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Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:41:01
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FRIEND (ARCHANGEL)

I...I had no choice!
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Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:55:15
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FRIEND (ARCHANGEL)

Wait what are we talking about again? (scratches balls whilst eating a muffin)

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Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:41:36
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Dvader (holding out a newspaper and poiting to it):

THIS!!

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Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:29:50
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HEADLINE READS:
CANADIAN MAN DESTROYS CAPCOM HQ

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Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:41:32
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gamingeek:

Thank God! The bastards deserve it.

    Children, our lives have been gongs striking; clamour and boasting; cries of despair; blows on the nape of the neck in gardens.

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Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:50:45
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Dvader (startled):

Gah!  Where did you come from?

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Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:36:10
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Gamingeek:

I was in the toilet! Been there since last night. *nervous stare*

But it's true, they deserve it.
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Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:21:07
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[The door opens.  It's Steel, wearing a black leather jacket and jeans.}

Steel:  Heeey!!  What stinks in here?

(Grabs crotch, then smells his hand.)

(Canned applause)

Edited: Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:31:56
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Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:40:30

DVADER

Wesker is truly dead because of you!

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Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:29:51

Steel:

Wesker who owns the bagel shop down the block?  No, I love that place.  Now where am I gonna go to get my bagels?

[Steel leaves the coffeehouse.]

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Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:13:59
Fooz:

Doesn't he knwo that teh coffee shop sells beer? This isn't Velacruz; no need to head back to the fridge.

    Children, our lives have been gongs striking; clamour and boasting; cries of despair; blows on the nape of the neck in gardens.

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:02:03

DVADER

Forget about Capcom. What about Maria? Last night we were talking and I just felt so close to her. I reached out and...

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:17:37
Fedor snatched her away, by pointing at her and saying "Now".
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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:28:14

DVADER

And that's when it happened. Fedor just looked at me and suddenly I was out of control! I flailed my fists like a girl and my fist struck.

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:41:06

Vader

My fist opened a cut in Fedor's paper skin and I saw.....

DEATH staring at me.

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:22:02

VADER

And suddenly, my cock was rock hard.

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:09:07

[JACK BAUER APPEARS FROM AROUND THE CORNER, LOOKS AT VADERS CROTCH]

JACK

Put the weapon down!

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Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:29:39

DVADER

I stood there, frozen. Bauer started shooting and the bullets kept bouncing off Fedor's chest. And all the time my cock stayed ROCK hard.

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Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:06:49
Miyamoto:
And after measuring it I knew that we could accept no less than Steel.

    Children, our lives have been gongs striking; clamour and boasting; cries of despair; blows on the nape of the neck in gardens.

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