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The Official "Attracting the RIGHT Sort of Audience to The VG Press" Thread
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Thu, 25 Mar 2010 03:59:50
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Recently we've had an influx of new members. It's clear that all two of them must have come across the site due to googling. There is no other plausible way. While the old French gal and the new guy after GG's heart are good in their own right, are they really the sort of people we want? It appears as if they stumbled across the sight not due to our Chinese popularity or our cat porn collection, but due to gaming. I think we need a little more diversity, and our cat porn just isn't cutitng it.

So what are the options? The first and probably easiest (because Yoda would be the one to do all the work) would be to open a Chinese section of the website. However the problem with this is that we would be blacklisted in Australia for supporting communism. So that's out of the question. Which means that googling is the only other option. We've got our testicles, anime breasts, asses, bat penii, and yes, cat porn; but that's not enough. It's time to get serious.

So now my fellow VG Pressers, the onus is on YOU! You must think of what sort of audience we want to attract, and post a trap for them here. Err, I mean the content they desire.

I will start us off:

The VGPress is your one stop shop that has by far the bestest bestiality on the internet. Got a fetish for cats masturbating? Well merely give Leo a shout out, and he'll not only give you all cat porn you desire, but a whole lot more you probably don't also. But let's be honest, cat porn can only get you so far. When you're feeling really sexually aroused there's no doubt that you want something slippery inside yourself. What better for this than eels? There's nothing more pleasurable than having one of those swim up through your rectum then out your penis. It'll be the most elecrifying ejaculation you've ever had!


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Thu, 25 Mar 2010 06:04:28
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YES! The anus is on ME! FUCK YEAH!

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Thu, 25 Mar 2010 06:11:13
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No, no, no, no... and no.  

No.

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Thu, 25 Mar 2010 06:12:21
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I'm boycotting this site for 24 hours.

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Thu, 25 Mar 2010 06:30:39
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aspro said:
I'm boycotting this site for 24 hours.

We've already got enough people who join then boycot us, there's no need to attract more.

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Thu, 25 Mar 2010 10:58:34
+1

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Thu, 25 Mar 2010 12:09:57
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SteelAttack said:


YES! The anus is on ME! FUCK YEAH!

That's how I read it LOL

No thank you!

phantom_leo said:

A cat after my own heart. Happy

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Thu, 25 Mar 2010 15:22:08
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brb, posting a link on /v/.
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Listen to Iced Earth and play Doom

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Thu, 25 Mar 2010 18:42:36
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WTF is going on in here?!
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Thu, 25 Mar 2010 18:43:59

What? You've never seen boobies and kitty pr0n before?


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Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:10:18
You want more people - start pushing product.
I'm hoping the guy in the video is GG when he needed some quick cash for blue world.
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