The playthrough on youtube looks hilarious, though.
Skip ahead to about 6:30.
I doubt anyone has actually finished this game. I mean THERE IS NO AIMING. I don't think I can go on with it, it appears legitimately broken.
It's a shame because on these horrible games, in my experience, the deeper you get into them the more atroiciously lame sexual double entendres are included by the development staff.
+ I've found out over time that some great games get overlooked on the basis of when they were released, or an individual critic's bias. It's not often, but it has happened enough that it is worth a couple of hours of investigation per game to see if the conventional wisdom is correct.
+ I have gone out of my way to buy some of the worst games solely because I want to see how broken a game can be. It's the same thing as when someone takes something rotten out of the fridge and instinctively passes it to the closest human and says, "This smells terrible, here - smell it".
+Even the worst games usually have one or two redeeming qualities. Unless they are technically broken -- as seems the case with Drake.
I hate people who can ignore and leave mouldy food in the fridge. Or those that insist that it can still be eaten.
Yes dad, that means you.
gamingeek said:I hate people who can ignore and leave mouldy food in the fridge. Or those that insist that it can still be eaten.
Yes dad, that means you.
Does he ever actually eat it?
Foolz said:Does he ever actually eat it?
He eats around it.
gamingeek said:He eats around it.
That sounds dangerous.
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobileFoolz said:gamingeek said:He eats around it.
That sounds dangerous.
Have you ever wondered what happens when you just leave a satsuma for weeks and weeks without throwing it out?
Well I'll tell you cause it's happened several times. It turns into a satsuma sized ball of green spores which disintegrates when you touch it and becomes airborne.
Most normal people would throw it out when it reaches this stage:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bobkh/211792972/in/set-72157594230840615/
I just started Drake of the 99 Dragons. Okay, another "footnote" keep in mind that I find good in almost every game I play. I even had kind things to say about Chicago Enforcer (which got a 2.7 from gamespot).
This should have been called Dreck of the 99 Dragons (that's a yiddish joke). This one really is almost unplayable. I'm going to keep going though.
What's wrong with it so far? Cutscenes, camera, controls. What's good? Sound design and art design. Really. I think that is what is keeping me going, I feel bad for the people who actually had skills and applied them to the game.
The worst part so far is the character animations combined with the control. It's abysmal. Has anyone else played this game? I think it's the Superman 64 of the last generation.