You have no idea what I went through to make this bog! Two or through hours and a laptop later it is ready! Click the images to enlarge them. Hope you like them!

This was bloody impossible to focus. Not only was it dark, but that light was shining right into the viewfinder. After several tries that was the sharpest I could get it.

There's a few different versions of this photo that you'll see, but bear with me!
See what I mean!

I think this is what they call a motif...wait you've not seen any of my other photos.

This is actually my front fence. Which one, though? You'll have to guess.

Not this again! This photo was also a pain in the butt to focus, but I managed to in the end. Of course I suppose I could've just raised the F- and cheated! Note the green wall now. I only noticed that recently, and I'll have  to go back out there one night and focus on it!

The building on the right's days are probably numbered as well. The person who previously owned it kept classic cars in it.

A motif you can get! Wait, do two make a motif? Humorously many cars ignored the sign and drove through anyway. They were all photographed. Not that you'll get to see that for now.

My street, and car. Well, not technically my car...

The roof of my house.

For political correctness here's the black and white version.

Now, is bicycle root something Steel invented?


A self-portrait.

Australia's version of hentai.

Australian hentai octopus.

My mother had just said that trucks never drive past anymore. A few seconds later a giant behemoth of a truck drove past! The lights are the only evidence, sadly.

And finally the hentai octopus in colour, just in case you can't get your jollies from something black. You dirty racist.

But we have hentai octopii!

Yes, part 2 will contain aliens.