I still remember playing space pinball on your new computer in that hallway for hours, so excited that I was getting the exact same computer in a week.
Then it moved into your sister's old room, where we signed up for Neopets, hacked Rainbow 6 Supagun & Nuclear Frag styo' under the alias Hubba_Bubba_Mudda_Fudda, and recorded some of our greatest musical hits (
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On to the negative present...
In our city I doubt there are any companies looking for "programmers", the closest you'd get would be pseudo-IT work.
I still think the only real solutions are:
1. Start website design/security consultant/basic troubleshooting business at a physical location. (EBTech minus selling internet access.)
2. Create a revolutionary new website with something never offered before, like Youtube, Twitter,StickAM,Second Life,Midori.... (Easier said than done, but I'm sure there are hundreds of "Duh, why didn't I think of that" ideas out there that could create the next Google.) This website could eventually become that with enough work and sell like Gamespot did to CNET, but the internet seems oversaturated with gaming sites already.
3. Non-computer-related job*
*Which probably seems like hopeless and frivolous search at this point
For groundbreaking "Web 2.0" type ideas, think about what would make things easier, more convenient, more of a community, or more fun. Think of new ways to use integrated things like microphones and webcams. Make a free web version of the PS2 Eyetoy, a free easy way to upload pictures of your room and change the colour with just the click of a mouse, etc.
Outside of programming, I think opening a Bubble Tea store/restaurant in the mall would do very well.
1. I had it here
2. It's awesome
3. It isn't in our city yet
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
"an absolute desire to use it regardless of the fact it served no required function."
That's my Master Thesis also. We have 2 robots, and we have to figure out what we have to do with it. 
"Beautifully cruel to give you hope before crushing it."
Yeah, I like that one myself too, giving them hope and then taking it away. So elegant but yet so cruel
Most people don't have much of an idea of what they want to do while going through school, and I was no exception to this. Up to high school, the best I could do for a direction is, "maybe something with computers." I was drawn to computers, but still didn't have a focus area.
So come grade 10 of high school, we actually had the opportunity to choose some of our own classes. Naturally I crammed in whatever vaguely computer-related courses were available, and that included an introductory programming course.
That class started normally; we did some relatively uninteresting history work, and some basic paint output as a primer of pixel locations and sizes. With this I basically did as well as was normal for any other class.
But the focus tilted more and more toward the actual coding logic. Then something happened--I put things together. Given what we had learned on the structure of conditional statements and loops, I made the simplest program that made all the difference. Guess the number between 1 and 1000. 500? Higher. 750? Lower. It was the most basic of games, but it was a genuine creation.
There is no satisfaction greater than that of the resultant composition shown on screen. By the final two weeks I was essentially finished my entire final project and was helping with others'. I had completely read the course textbook. And I completed that class with 97% and a perfect final project, Arcadia: The Mega-Plex, consisting of 20 games in 5200 lines of code (though I'm sure code optimization could have greatly reduced that).
From that point up to the grade 12 exam, I didn't lose a single mark; I had 100% in grade 11, and 100% up to the exam in grade 12, ending with 99%. But that final percent was somewhat poetic, as the je ne sais quoi of it all had worn down. Few returned from the grade 10 class, and fewer from the grade 11. The quality of work and the quality of the people themselves slipped, and so did the class content itself due to it having to slow down for the ineptitude of the others.
There was a point in the grade 12 year that there was work given at the end of the day to be completed for the following week, it may have even been two weeks. In the five final minutes left in the class, I had completed that work. However relatively skilled I may have felt at the time, it was certainly not to that degree to call that reasonable.
But we move onto college. After a first slow year of learning minimal, the quality of the professors and class content slipped immensely. There had been absolutely no improvement in enthusiasm for programming.
By the halfway point of college, that was it. I really no longer wanted to go down this path, but was too far in to just quit. Trudging through didn't help matters, nor did the college quality. At one point I had literally boycotted a class.
Come the final semestre, there was a class dedicated specifically to a single team project. The work for the entire semestre was nothing but work on this one project. Ours was a purchasing system in PHP5. It was a relatively dull concept, poorly planned and a coordination mess.
What happened as a result of that mess was free reign on my part as I took on the entirety of the server-side code. That dull project, 150 hours later was the first time I had enjoyed programming in half a decade.
Yet now being out of college for the past six months, now I see things falling apart all over again for completely different reasons as I can get work nowhere.
Beautifully cruel to give you hope before crushing it.
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