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Mon, 05 Apr 2010 23:38:22
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The KFC Double Down Sandwich

No bread, just "bacon and cheese tucked between two chicken fillets." Yum!

NOT! This has to be the most disgusting fast-food "sandwich" I have ever seen. LOL

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The KFC Double Down Sandwich

No bread, just "bacon and cheese tucked between two chicken fillets." Yum!

NOT! This has to be the most disgusting fast food "sandwich" I have ever seen. LOL

LOL The fuck. Western culture is slowly becoming exactly like the parodies portrayed in the GTA games. When I saw this all I could think about was: "Burger Shot Heartstopper".

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Tue, 06 Apr 2010 00:03:19
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Ok, this isn't fast food, but...

Pork brains in milk gravy

I think this is the alternative to the CIA cyanide pill.

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Tue, 06 Apr 2010 00:05:17
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I'll also refer people to

This is why you're fat

as the definitive guide to food in gross excess.

Bacon-copia
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Ravenprose said:


The KFC Double Down Sandwich

No bread, just "bacon and cheese tucked between two chicken fillets." Yum!

NOT! This has to be the most disgusting fast-food "sandwich" I have ever seen. LOL

OMG, I need that NOW!!!!

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Tue, 06 Apr 2010 00:07:44
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There's also the 100x100 In N' Out Burger

100x100 In n Out Burger

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Tue, 06 Apr 2010 00:09:11
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^ See that is just dumb, that is just a lot of patties, no imagination. Removing bread, which is useless btw, is GENIUS.
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Ok, this isn't fast food, but...

Pork brains in milk gravy

I think this is the alternative to the CIA cyanide pill.

LOL 3500 mg Cholesterol? LOL LOL

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It comes out this weekend, I will have a full report when I eat it.
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Yodariquo said:
I'll also refer people to

This is why you're fat

as the definitive guide to food in gross excess.

Bacon-copia

Ewwww, look at the sausage on the top left coming out of the ham, it looks like a...

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Tue, 06 Apr 2010 00:13:10
LOL
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LOL

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Tue, 06 Apr 2010 01:46:00

Yodariquo said:
Ok, this isn't fast food, but...

Pork brains in milk gravy

I think this is the alternative to the CIA cyanide pill.

My grandma told me once that liked pork brains. I thought she was joking, but she wasn't. *shudders* She lived well into her 70s, though.

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Tue, 06 Apr 2010 02:30:28

Ravenprose said:


The KFC Double Down Sandwich

No bread, just "bacon and cheese tucked between two chicken fillets." Yum!

NOT! This has to be the most disgusting fast-food "sandwich" I have ever seen. LOL

I think it's beautiful. If they could find a way to add a scrambled egg to it, it would be perfect.

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Tue, 06 Apr 2010 02:48:25
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Tongue sandwich, available at any fine deli (not a sex move).

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Tue, 06 Apr 2010 02:59:40
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I've eaten cow tongue. I love its soft texture and heavenly taste, but my wife refuses to cook it because it grosses her out.
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Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:35:56
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Those fertilised eggs thingies in Asia kinda blow these outta the water. Or fish fried alive. Or lizards barbequed alive. Or a little closer to home: various crustations boiled alive. People seriously to have trouble dealing with animals other thna mammals.

Anyway, in keeping with the Western theme and regarding beef tongue:



oh, and all hail the meatini!

Meatini               
                    
          
                         








I had a wonderful dream! A dream of a cocktail of meat!
Specifically, a full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass
made of bacon. Once in every lifetime true revelation strikes a man,
and this was my moment of total clarity! This was my chance to make a
mark on history! To ACHIEVE A KIND OF IMMORTALITY THROUGH BACON!
Clearly, I had to follow my dream and make this thing of great glory.
Ed came over and we set to work.


I started out using a bowl as a mould for the glass. I coated it in streaky bacon.

I started out using a bowl as a mould for the glass. I coated it in streaky bacon.




The bowl coated in streaky bacon. This was looking good.



The bowl coated in streaky bacon. This was looking good.


We tried a couple of different approaches. This is a mug lined internally with back bacon, the idea being to make a smaller bacon cup.

We tried a couple of different approaches. This is a mug lined
internally with back bacon, the idea being to make a smaller bacon cup.




Here Ed is demonstrating the internal cup bacon lining approach. I can't help feeling there's something vaguely obscene about this photo.



Here Ed is demonstrating the internal cup bacon lining approach. I
can't help feeling there's something vaguely obscene about this photo.


We did another bowl lined in back bacon to compare structural properties with streaky. Here Ed is trying it out as an unorthodox cap.

We did another bowl lined in back bacon to compare structural
properties with streaky. Here Ed is trying it out as an unorthodox cap.


The stem for the cocktail glass was prepared by wrapping a core of streaky bacon in a coil around a skewer. This was then jacketed with an outer layer of back bacon.

The stem for the cocktail glass was prepared by wrapping a core of
streaky bacon in a coil around a skewer. This was then jacketed with an
outer layer of back bacon.


We also tried an external casing of streaky bacon around a mug - we anticipated problems with this design due to the gap where the handle is. We thought we'd try it anyway in the interests of science.

We also tried an external casing of streaky bacon around a mug - we
anticipated problems with this design due to the gap where the handle
is. We thought we'd try it anyway in the interests of science.


Here I am displaying the external streaky bacon mug coating.

Here I am displaying the external streaky bacon mug coating.


All the bacon bowls and cups ready to go into the oven.

All the bacon bowls and cups ready to go into the oven.


Any cocktail needs ice cubes. For the meatini they are made of haslet - a kind of pork meatloaf made largely from entrails.

Any cocktail needs ice cubes. For the meatini they are made of haslet - a kind of pork meatloaf made largely from entrails.


Into the oven with the bacony stuff! We'll give it about an hour.

Into the oven with the bacony stuff! We'll give it about an hour.


A cocktail needs a slice over the edge of the glass, and an umbrella. The meatini's umbrella will be a mushroom. The slice will be black pudding - a sausage made from pig's blood, fat and pearl barley.

A cocktail needs a slice over the edge of the glass, and an
umbrella. The meatini's umbrella will be a mushroom. The slice will be
black pudding - a sausage made from pig's blood, fat and pearl barley.


External bacon mug disaster! This has clearlynot even slightly worked. Hey-ho.

External bacon mug disaster! This has clearly not even slightly worked. Hey-ho.


This is more like it! The bowls have both worked lovely. The back bacon bowl is better, but the streaky bacon bowl is still pretty good.

This is more like it! The bowls have both worked lovely. The back
bacon bowl is better, but the streaky bacon bowl is still pretty good.


The back bacon bowl is a thing of beauty!

The back bacon bowl is a thing of beauty!


The internal bacon mug has also worked! Hooray!

The internal bacon mug has also worked! Hooray!



The Meatini starts to take shape! Hoorah! A base of haslet, then the stem of bacon. A second wedge of haslet on top to provide a wider base for the cup. A wooden skewer runs down it to keep it all firmly in place.

The Meatini starts to take shape! Hoorah! A base of haslet, then the
stem of bacon. A second wedge of haslet on top to provide a wider base
for the cup. A wooden skewer runs down it to keep it all firmly in
place.


First in are the haslet

First in are the haslet "ice cubes"


Next in goes scrambled egg.

Next in goes scrambled egg.


The black pudding slice goes over the edge of the glass.

The black pudding slice goes over the edge of the glass.




HOORAYS! Here is the Meatini in its full glory! Complete with mushroom umbrella, sausage swizzle stick and cherry tomato cherry! It's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen!



HOORAYS! Here is the Meatini in its full glory! Complete with
mushroom umbrella, sausage swizzle stick and cherry tomato cherry! It's
the most beautiful thing I have ever seen!




Here I am, sipping my glorious Meatini! This is the greatest triumph of my entire life!



Here I am, sipping my glorious Meatini! This is the greatest triumph of my entire life!


I immediately reclined in the garden with Zak., to sip daintily on my delicious Meatini! How very very civilised!

I immediately reclined in the garden with Zak., to sip daintily on my delicious Meatini! How very very civilised!


Here I am, chilling out, Meatini in hand.

Here I am, chilling out, Meatini in hand.


The internal mug bacon cup was perfect for a lady-sized Minimeatini. Jacqui was very taken with it.

The internal mug bacon cup was perfect for a lady-sized Minimeatini. Jacqui was very taken with it.




Jacqui was not allowed to eat her own Meatini however- little Bliss may be small but she knows what she wants! And she LOVES THAT MEATINI! You go girl!



Jacqui was not allowed to eat her own Meatini however- little Bliss
may be small but she knows what she wants! And she LOVES THAT MEATINI!
You go girl!




This is an absolutely normal afternoon at the Veitch household. Nothing unusual here at all. Just chilling with some Meatinis.



This is an absolutely normal afternoon at the Veitch household. Nothing unusual here at all. Just chilling with some Meatinis.




I LOVE THAT MEATINI! OH YEAH! IT IS SO GOOD!



I LOVE THAT MEATINI! OH YEAH! IT IS SO GOOD!


VERDICT: SUCCESS! THE MEATINI IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER INVENTED IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING EVER!


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Tue, 06 Apr 2010 05:26:29
^ I need that.
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Tue, 06 Apr 2010 07:39:18
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OMG Foolz.

....several minutes pass in contemplation ...

Okay, Yoda, this is for you to enjoy.  I'm sure youv'e heard all of these:

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Tue, 06 Apr 2010 07:50:30

^ "Vegetarian: Indian word for 'bad hunter.'" LOL

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