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Let's say you've created the Most perfectly ridiculous Fighting game character...
You need several attributes to truly be considered the perfect fighter.
They need to be resourceful. To be able to use their surroundings and find weapons from anywhere.
They need to be hard to strike. Nimble, not too large of a target.
They need dangerous, precision strikes with perhaps a sharp edge.
There can be only one. Bindle, the dumpster-diving gopher. He'll gnaw you down to size, and tell you it straight: "I don't like you. Which is strange, because usually I love trash."
They need to be resourceful. To be able to use their surroundings and find weapons from anywhere.
They need to be hard to strike. Nimble, not too large of a target.
They need dangerous, precision strikes with perhaps a sharp edge.
There can be only one. Bindle, the dumpster-diving gopher. He'll gnaw you down to size, and tell you it straight: "I don't like you. Which is strange, because usually I love trash."
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Bindle ftw.
Nimble Bindle, the Hobo Diver!
There could be a Hobo fighter whose put down is: "I put you in a cardboard box. Underground. That's your home now."
They already did bois. 
What's his put down line?
gamingeek said:What's his put down line?
"Your argument is a fallacy!"
gamingeek said:What's his put down line?
Cell's savagery has too many moments to count
""I can see why Bulma chose Vegeta.""
To yamcha.
As someone who hasn't watched DBZ. It sounds like he's quoting the names of various south American foods.
Toriyama has 100% named characters after food. The morale of the story is that Cell is smarmy, savage, n perfect. He's so rad, even the abridged parody version of him is divine.
Edited: Thu, 06 Sep 2018 06:14:48
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When he finishes and opponent, what Streetfighter style putdown(s) would they use to mock a defeated opponent.
This thread was inspired by Octopath Traveler whose characters always have appropiate put downs like the scholar who says "You should have studied harder" when he puts someone down.
So first: tell us your character, and more importantly, the put down.