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Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:51:01
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One of my favorite series ever used to be Unhappily Ever After. It was a funny show, but the real reason why we were all watching was because of Nikki Cox. Oh boy, was she HOOOOT!

Like all teenage boys I scoured the internet to find some naked pictures of her. My main motivation, to see her godly boobs! But none were found! So after a while I gave up searching, but I hoped that one day she will show us her heavenly bust. That day the birds will sing, the sun will shine and... Ahh you guys know the rest. So I waited patiently, eventually it will al turn out right, correct?!

Or so I thought. Then disaster struck!

One day I was watching Ghost Wisperes (of course I was also watching Jennifer Love Hewitt Wink) when something horrible happened. Nikki Cox was playing in it, for a split second I was thinking that all was well in the world, untill a close-up of Nikki's face was shown

First I refused to believe it, I thought it was some kind of she-demon impersonating my beloved Nikki. But after I stoped screaming in terror I realized it was Nikki. Why? Why would she do that? Why is her face looking like that of a Scarran? Everytime her face was shown in the episode I cringed. No matter how many times I saw it, I just could not get used to that face. It was like Batman's cancer voice in the Dark Knight, but worse!!

She went from looking like this....

To this.

I noticed that this is a trend in Hollywood. They take a perfectly hot girl and turn it into a leather-skinned zombie creature. Then they remove the bodily fluid of the poor girl and replace it with botox and silicon.

Let us look at another example, Linsey Lohan.

I was never a fan of Linsey, but she had 2 positive attributes. But look at her now

What happened to her boobs, why would you want to destroy them? And why is she so thin? We do not like leather-skinned skeletons, with botox inflated lips! No, Hollywood we like big butts and boobs.

We like our women like this...

and this...

much, much more than creatures like this.

So back to the earlier point of scouring the internet for nakedness, well I am totally not interested anymore. That ship has sailed. Well that's an understatement, the ship has sailed then it was boarded by pirates. The pirates skull fucked the whole crew, and then sunk the ship in shark infested waters. The sharks then proceeded to skull fuck the crew again. Then when all was lost the crew is saved, only to appear in a Jerry Springer episode.

My friend I must ask you, why is Hollywood doing this? Do they feast on our broken spirits so that the Hollywood bosses can sustain themselves indefinitely? Maybe it is jealousy that causes Hollywood to destroy all beauty?

Guys, any ideas?

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Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:25:14
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WARES TEH' BEWBS!

Then again, I think all fashion is trying to destroy all forms of beauty. Top of the list for me is those fucktarded oversized retard sunglasses EVERY girl wears nowadays. STOP.


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Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:36:32
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Holy hell! GASP I never would have realised that was her if you hadn't said it was so. I just Googled her to see if she had been in some kind of accident or was sick or somthing, but I didn't find anything. She's only 30 years old, but looks like she's in her late 50's!

I've never found skinny women attractive, so I don't understand this trend in Hollywood or anywhere else. What scares me is at college I see all these pretty 19 year old girls who appear to be at least 20 pounds underweight. Sad. Just eat something, dammit!

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Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:12:07
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OMG what happend! I also looked everywhere for nudes of her but it never happend, now I never wanted it to happen, its like a lizard monster.

Thank god Jennifer Love Hewitt is still hot.

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Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:06:17
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... At least there's still Elisha Cuthbert?


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Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:36:13
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Dvader said:

OMG what happend! I also looked everywhere for nudes of her but it never happend, now I never wanted it to happen, its like a lizard monster.

LOL

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Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:37:29
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And LOL at Lindsay Lohan's cameltoe in that first pic. Now she has no cameltoe at all. Just an empty void. Sad

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Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:27:24
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We need to be able to +1 threads multiple times if they're this epic.

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Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:17:49
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Time to answer you all!

@Yarco

Those huge glasses remind me of welding glasses! Welders = awesome => Woman + huge glasses = retarded

@hamtaro

Maybe you should give all the girls a proteine injection Wink. A hard job, but someone must do it.

@Vader

A Scarran to be more specific. Well better start looking for naked Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures before it is too late

@Steel

Maybe that's why she is now a Lesbian?!

@Foolz

I knew you would like it, it even has skull fucking in it! Right up your alley.

Edited: Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:23:42
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Sat, 15 Nov 2008 02:25:21

http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/slideshow_ajax.aspx?sectionid=8847&sectionname=slideshowajax&subsectionid=148026&subsectionname=curvesarein

That might cheer you up.

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Sat, 15 Nov 2008 17:29:12
Foolz said:

http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/slideshow_ajax.aspx?sectionid=8847&sectionname=slideshowajax&subsectionid=148026&subsectionname=curvesarein

That might cheer you up.

Undecided

4 of those celebrities have just gotten old and therefore fat, 3 is just because they are covered up with more clothing so you can't see their bones portruding, and only 1 of them has genuinely gone from anorexic to healthy.

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Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:07:40
I used to love that show for two big reasons. Yes, you know the two.
What the hell happened to her face? It's like an evil fish.

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Sun, 16 Nov 2008 03:46:32
Yarcofin said:
Foolz said:

http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/slideshow_ajax.aspx?sectionid=8847&sectionname=slideshowajax&subsectionid=148026&subsectionname=curvesarein

That might cheer you up.

Undecided

4 of those celebrities have just gotten old and therefore fat, 3 is just because they are covered up with more clothing so you can't see their bones portruding, and only 1 of them has genuinely gone from anorexic to healthy.

1 is a record for modern day Hollywood. You've got to take what you can get!

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Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:23:10
Just wondering, I know you guys dont want face plastic surgery, but how do you feel about boob jobs?

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Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:36:04
gamingeek said:
Just wondering, I know you guys dont want face plastic surgery, but how do you feel about boob jobs?

I love it if Nikki Cox (the non Scarran version) would give me a boob job, or a hand job, a blow job is also fine Nyaa

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Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:06:04
gamingeek said:
Just wondering, I know you guys dont want face plastic surgery, but how do you feel about boob jobs?

Love well done boob jobs.

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Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:34:21
gamingeek said:
Just wondering, I know you guys dont want face plastic surgery, but how do you feel about boob jobs?

I vastly prefer natural breasts. I never understood the fascination some have with massive balloon boobs.

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Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:04:04
As long as boob jobs are done well I'm okay with that. Scars are nasty though.

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Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:23:13

Hollywood strikes again

The name of the victim:

Jennifer Connelly

Before:

After

See movie here

Caution: will make grown men cry 

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Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:54:32
Why is she so skinny. This size zero fad must die.

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