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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:08:16

Get yourself a bottle of vodka and a shot glass (we've got a hip flask). Take a shot every time Iwata says the words "accessibility", "female" or "broadening the demographic".

Yet another bonus of working from a home office.  I can play online drinking games.  Man I'm giddy.  I hope we get a real surprise.


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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:09:33

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Some weird european anal probe? 
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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:09:39

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No, video crews were asked to stop recording.

So we'll all be treated to "exclusive footage" later on of people's half-ass crappy cell phone videos.

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:11:34

Iga_Bobovic said:

SteelAttack said:
Some weird european anal probe?
HapticMaster a device that let's you feel different stuff. So in telesurgery you can feel the anus!

Do want.

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:12:00

robio said:

SteelAttack said:
No, video crews were asked to stop recording.

So we'll all be treated to "exclusive footage" later on of people's half-ass crappy cell phone videos.

Yeah! LOL Isnt' that swell?

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:13:55
This speech will be 8 tenths crapola, 2 tenths awesome. Happy Steel?!

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:14:53

LOL The update guy at Eurogamer is awesome!

Where is Vader?

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:15:54
God dammit just announce the new Zelda, storage solution, and new IP about killing clown prostitutes already!!!
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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:16:51

Iga_Bobovic said:

LOL The update guy at Eurogamer is awesome!

Where is Vader?

Massaging his balls somewhere while reading the Resident Evil 6 update: 8 years in the making.

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:17:32
Iwata is moving fast in 5 minutes he already done all the graphs!
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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:17:48

gamingeek said:

Iga_Bobovic said:

LOL The update guy at Eurogamer is awesome!

Where is Vader?

Massaging his balls somewhere while reading the Resident Evil 6 update: 8 years in the making.

Well that's a visual that won't be leaving my head anytime soon.

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:17:56

There's an amazing slide on the screen titled "DEATH SPIRAL", showing a big orange spiral. At the top there's a label titled "FINANCIAL PRESSURE".

Is this some new version of Madworld I dont know about?

"Once you enter the DEATH SPIRAL, it is difficult to escape," says Iwata.

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:19:04
LOL You guys are better than the Eurogamer dude.
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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:20:23
Why only allow the filming of the first 5 minutes when the first 5 minutes is boring and useless? Will there  be 10 tonnes of hidden awesome?

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:21:04

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There's an amazing slide on the screen titled "DEATH SPIRAL", showing a big orange spiral. At the top there's a label titled "FINANCIAL PRESSURE".

Is this some new version of Madworld I dont know about?

"Once you enter the DEATH SPIRAL, it is difficult to escape," says Iwata.

Those are the unlocklable Death Watch Challenges you get if you anally impale 100 enemies before the time limit expires.  I'm surprised you haven't unlocked them yet.

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:21:09

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Why only allow the filming of the first 5 minutes when the first 5 minutes is boring and useless? Will there  be 10 tonnes of hidden awesome?

Wii Music 2: Xylophone Edition.

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:21:23

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Why only allow the filming of the first 5 minutes when the first 5 minutes is boring and useless? Will there  be 10 tonnes of hidden awesome?

Do not question Iwata, ever! 

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:21:48

"His concepts almost always begin in the same place - by simply observing other human beings. He loves doing this. He's curious, and when he sees something people enjoy he'll consider over and over what part of that activity people think is fun."

He's a voyeur? Why is there no maturbatory game yet?

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:22:49
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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:25:27

Why is Iwata telling us about the way Nintendo prototypes games? We've known this for years.

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WTF?

The prototype phase lasts for more than two years, and sometimes we have to stop work and set the project aside."

Edited: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:26:44

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