Well this one time at a party, I was walked right up to this beautiful blonde in hot pants & started rubbing my throbbing member on her ass. She looked at me, startled, and I said softly "Is this....inappropriate?".
That was akward.
You should also rephrase the title. Honestly, GG, here of all places you should know better. As slow as ever...
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I don't know if this is awkward, but it's unfortunate, sad, and all around just a god damned shame. This story is actually pretty legendary now so I figure I'll share it with you guys.
2004 - I was at one of my comic conventions and I was going into my hotel room. I was exhausted from lack of sleep, and I had been wearing a very hot costume and just wanted to get it off and go to bed. As I'm going in, two girls leave the room next to me. One dressed as Cammy, the other dressed as Rogue and both were SMOKING. Cammy checked me out, gave me a smiling and said, "hey you come and play with us?"
Like a complete dumbass I didn't get it, and I said that I was really tired about going to get out of my costume. 5 seconds later I was in my room and it hit my what I had just turned down, and I let out the loudest, "OHHHH FUCK" that anyone has ever yelled.
I ended up changing out of my costume and tracking them downstairs later that night in regular prizes and they either were mad I turned them down, or just didn't dig me in my civilian clothes. So I grabbed a picture of them and that's pretty much all I got out of it.
Yodariquo said:You should also rephrase the title. Honestly, GG, here of all places you should know better. As slow as ever...
I don't get it. What's wrong with the title?
robio said:I don't know if this is awkward, but it's unfortunate, sad, and all around just a god damned shame. This story is actually pretty legendary now so I figure I'll share it with you guys.
2004 - I was at one of my comic conventions and I was going into my hotel room. I was exhausted from lack of sleep, and I had been wearing a very hot costume and just wanted to get it off and go to bed. As I'm going in, two girls leave the room next to me. One dressed as Cammy, the other dressed as Rogue and both were SMOKING. Cammy checked me out, gave me a smiling and said, "hey you come and play with us?"
Like a complete dumbass I didn't get it, and I said that I was really tired about going to get out of my costume. 5 seconds later I was in my room and it hit my what I had just turned down, and I let out the loudest, "OHHHH FUCK" that anyone has ever yelled.
I ended up changing out of my costume and tracking them downstairs later that night in regular prizes and they either were mad I turned them down, or just didn't dig me in my civilian clothes. So I grabbed a picture of them and that's pretty much all I got out of it.
gamingeek said:
Yodariquo said:You should also rephrase the title. Honestly, GG, here of all places you should know better. As slow as ever...I don't get it. What's wrong with the title?
You're gonna make Leo cry.
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SteelAttack said:In high school, I was talking loudly with some guys about inane stuff. We were being very rude to each other, and saying some pretty nasty stuff, as usual.I hadn't noticed that this one girl that I liked was studying on a bench behind me. That is, until she stood up, looked at me like looking at a rotting carcass, and left.
And then years later she wedded you and started playing Animal Crossing, right?
And yet better.Unless this is the original title...
Foolz said:I think "with a member" is even worse than the original title.
Unless this is the original title...
Foolz said:I think "with a member" is even worse than the original title.And yet better.
Unless this is the original title...
It's the truncated original title. That's what I initially thought Yoda meant, when he said I should know better, especially on this site.
People should shit when the need arises, no good keeping it in.
.... of the opposite/same sex
Remember that scene in Seinfeld where George started talking to his date about toilet roll? I did something similar involving animal dung.