New DK Country apparently.
DONT TELL ME THAT SAT RETRO ONTO ANOTHER DKC GAME!
WTF. That looks just like the wii game. WTF is the point of new graphics if all your games look like Wii games.
Please don't tell me THIS is what Retro has been doing for 3 years...
donkey kong's flowing fur!!!!
Please don't be retro studios, they are better than this.
Oh thank god, bayonetta 2.
This is great and all, but I already knew they would have games I want to play. Thing is most all of them just look like PS4 PSN digital games. So it needs a big price cut. Bayonetta 2 coming up next.
Bayonetta from the flonk!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you, Nintendo. This is fucking embarassing.
I'm watching American. All out of synch with all of you. Completely depressed though.
Jesus.
She has less hair... who cares.
I like Bayonetta's new look. B2 confirmed for 2014. 
Bayonetta is the only Wii U game that looks next genish.....and 2014 yay!!!
Please save us, anyone. X better be good.
X looks fucking AMAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Meh.
Did they show any Super Mario 3D World? If so I fucking missed it. 
They need to show some AAA surprises DESPERATELY