gamingeek said:Tell me what happened. Did Snake drive a truck through time to when his grandad was born or what?
That would have been better, I thought the story made sense up until after the credits when they decided to add a completely unnessesary twist that makes everything seem like a mess. Plus it goes on and on for like 30 minutes,
But that was after the game proper was over so to me while I was playing the story was very engaging and even emotional.
You guys are great. 
You can't just bring yourself to actually tell me what happened, like "GG, Snake went into a burrito shack, stripped naked then went back through time to see baby Snake".
WHY is the ending bad? It feels like you guys are Bill Clinton answering Monica Lewinsky questions. 
Did you see the lips on that bitch?! I would have let her blow me too!
Do you know why noone tells you what happened GG? CAUSE NOONE FUCKING UNDERSTOOD IT. This game is wank all over face and up in your hair. And that was just the gameplay, the story was some 400 lb japanese man taking a shit on your chest. Fuck this game!
edgecrusher said:Wasn't the whole point of this thread more to do with major games/franchises that ended up completely bombing, than just games people personally don't like?
DERAILED THREAD MUTHAFUCKAS!!!
I thought the point of the thread was to become an epic fail and disappointment. it succeeded on that account.
Until now...
travo said:Ok, GG, you asked for it. I'm gonna reveal it all. Old Snake stands in the cemetery and puts a gun to his head and BLAM!! He wakes up next to Eva by the fireplace. She leaves in a rush and ten years later, he discovered she got pregnant... With Triplets! That's right! HE IS HIS OWN FATHER!
WTF where is my post!??!? I wrote the whole thing for you GG but it vanished, I blame the patriots.
Is Snake really his own father? Travo just mindfucked me o_0
GodModeEnabled said:Do you know why noone tells you what happened GG? CAUSE NOONE FUCKING UNDERSTOOD IT. This game is wank all over face and up in your hair. And that was just the gameplay, the story was some 400 lb japanese man taking a shit on your chest. Fuck this game!
travo said:Snake wouldn't have to go back in time to see baby Snake.
Dvader said:WTF where is my post!??!? I wrote the whole thing for you GG but it vanished, I blame the patriots.
Snake went back in time and deleted it before you wrote it?
Thanksk guys, now I will forever wonder what makes the ending so bad.
The part you want to see has Snake in a cemetery.
travo said:GG, you can YouTube it. In fact, that preferable to us trying to explain it.
In context though, how will I know how it screws things over without having played the whole game?
Ummmm.... Sonic the Hedgehog HD.... that was a disappointment. Remember that? Yeah people were like, "hey this sucks and.... " oh fuck it. Thread over.
That fucking Sonic game I rented one time and he turned into a fucking werewolf and start fighting enemys exactly like fucking kratos from god of war. WTF doesn't begin to describe it. Like this game was so bad I don't even remember the name for it. Sonic suckshit or something.
(Sonic Generations is a hearty reccomend though, at long last they finally got one right That game was a solid 8/10 imo)
^ Sonic Unleashed and the sonic levels in that game were fantastic.
GG this is the short short version. Patriots are the characters from MGS3, now all that is left is an AI that is controlling the info of the world. Snake almost dies trying to shut down the AI, he does and fights Liquid Ocelot to the death, Ocelot dies due to Foxdie. Snake's foxdie mutates and in a month or so he will infect anyone near him killing them instantly so he has to die. So after the game he is at Big Boss' grave about to shoot himself when Big Boss shows up, even though he was dead, with a man in a wheelchair. Big boss says the body they had was Solidous not him, the man in the wheelchair is Zero who lead the Patriots. He says how they had a difference of opinion on what the Boss stoof for which lead to their war. He lets Snake know that Ocelot was good all along and he went under psycho therapy to be like Liquid to trick the AI into revealing itself. Also Snake got an injection earlier which actually changed his foxdie, now it targets members of the Pats, meaning Big Boss is about to die. Big Boss kills Zero by shutting off his life support and tells Snake to live your life. The end.
P.S. Black guy knows all.
Foolz said:P.S. Black guy knows all.
Yes. And Raiden and Rose seem to get back together and he now has a kid. Oh and Meryl marries the shit in his pants guy. Otacon bangs the shit out of Naomi, or was it the other way around. And nanomachines caused everything.
Close enough GG.