Ravenprose said:
No bread, just "bacon and cheese tucked between two chicken fillets." Yum!
NOT! This has to be the most disgusting fast food "sandwich" I have ever seen.
The fuck. Western culture is slowly becoming exactly like the parodies portrayed in the GTA games. When I saw this all I could think about was: "Burger Shot Heartstopper".
I think this is the alternative to the CIA cyanide pill.
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Ravenprose said:
No bread, just "bacon and cheese tucked between two chicken fillets." Yum!
NOT! This has to be the most disgusting fast-food "sandwich" I have ever seen.
OMG, I need that NOW!!!!
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobileYodariquo said:Ok, this isn't fast food, but...
I think this is the alternative to the CIA cyanide pill.
3500 mg Cholesterol?
Yodariquo said:
Ewwww, look at the sausage on the top left coming out of the ham, it looks like a...
Yodariquo said:Ok, this isn't fast food, but...
I think this is the alternative to the CIA cyanide pill.
My grandma told me once that liked pork brains. I thought she was joking, but she wasn't. *shudders* She lived well into her 70s, though.
Ravenprose said:
No bread, just "bacon and cheese tucked between two chicken fillets." Yum!
NOT! This has to be the most disgusting fast-food "sandwich" I have ever seen.
I think it's beautiful. If they could find a way to add a scrambled egg to it, it would be perfect.
Anyway, in keeping with the Western theme and regarding beef tongue:
oh, and all hail the meatini!
Meatini
I had a wonderful dream! A dream of a cocktail of meat!
Specifically, a full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass
made of bacon. Once in every lifetime true revelation strikes a man,
and this was my moment of total clarity! This was my chance to make a
mark on history! To ACHIEVE A KIND OF IMMORTALITY THROUGH BACON!
Clearly, I had to follow my dream and make this thing of great glory.
Ed came over and we set to work.
I started out using a bowl as a mould for the glass. I coated it in streaky bacon.
The bowl coated in streaky bacon. This was looking good.
We tried a couple of different approaches. This is a mug lined
internally with back bacon, the idea being to make a smaller bacon cup.
Here Ed is demonstrating the internal cup bacon lining approach. I
can't help feeling there's something vaguely obscene about this photo.
We did another bowl lined in back bacon to compare structural
properties with streaky. Here Ed is trying it out as an unorthodox cap.
The stem for the cocktail glass was prepared by wrapping a core of
streaky bacon in a coil around a skewer. This was then jacketed with an
outer layer of back bacon.
We also tried an external casing of streaky bacon around a mug - we
anticipated problems with this design due to the gap where the handle
is. We thought we'd try it anyway in the interests of science.
Here I am displaying the external streaky bacon mug coating.
All the bacon bowls and cups ready to go into the oven.
Any cocktail needs ice cubes. For the meatini they are made of haslet - a kind of pork meatloaf made largely from entrails.
Into the oven with the bacony stuff! We'll give it about an hour.
A cocktail needs a slice over the edge of the glass, and an
umbrella. The meatini's umbrella will be a mushroom. The slice will be
black pudding - a sausage made from pig's blood, fat and pearl barley.
External bacon mug disaster! This has clearly not even slightly worked. Hey-ho.
This is more like it! The bowls have both worked lovely. The back
bacon bowl is better, but the streaky bacon bowl is still pretty good.
The back bacon bowl is a thing of beauty!
The internal bacon mug has also worked! Hooray!
The Meatini starts to take shape! Hoorah! A base of haslet, then the
stem of bacon. A second wedge of haslet on top to provide a wider base
for the cup. A wooden skewer runs down it to keep it all firmly in
place.
First in are the haslet "ice cubes"
Next in goes scrambled egg.
The black pudding slice goes over the edge of the glass.
HOORAYS! Here is the Meatini in its full glory! Complete with
mushroom umbrella, sausage swizzle stick and cherry tomato cherry! It's
the most beautiful thing I have ever seen!
Here I am, sipping my glorious Meatini! This is the greatest triumph of my entire life!
I immediately reclined in the garden with Zak., to sip daintily on my delicious Meatini! How very very civilised!
Here I am, chilling out, Meatini in hand.
The internal mug bacon cup was perfect for a lady-sized Minimeatini. Jacqui was very taken with it.
Jacqui was not allowed to eat her own Meatini however- little Bliss
may be small but she knows what she wants! And she LOVES THAT MEATINI!
You go girl!
This is an absolutely normal afternoon at the Veitch household. Nothing unusual here at all. Just chilling with some Meatinis.
I LOVE THAT MEATINI! OH YEAH! IT IS SO GOOD!
VERDICT: SUCCESS! THE MEATINI IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER INVENTED IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING EVER!
OMG Foolz.
....several minutes pass in contemplation ...
Okay, Yoda, this is for you to enjoy. I'm sure youv'e heard all of these:
^ "Vegetarian: Indian word for 'bad hunter.'"
The KFC Double Down Sandwich
No bread, just "bacon and cheese tucked between two chicken fillets." Yum!
NOT! This has to be the most disgusting fast-food "sandwich" I have ever seen.