...do you hide your wee wee? Or just walk in nonchalantly and whip it out, while starting a friendly chat with your urinal neighbor?
Do you peek? Do you mind being peeked at?
Do you peek? Do you mind being peeked at?
Recently Spotted:
*crickets*
When I was a teen, I used to whip it out, practically while walking in the restroom door, being quite the exhibitionist at the time.
As I got older, I started to notice too many sideways glances and had a few too many hand-gesture offers, where I started to feel uncomfortable.
I don't use Public Restrooms practically at all anymore, but about 9-10 years ago, I started using stalls out of respect for my urinal neighbors. (1) I have very good peripheral vision, and I don't want to be tempted to peek, especially at my buddies. I respect their privacy at all times. (2) There are some things you just can't hide. Practically everyone I know has seen me in the buff. I just don't want to make anyone else feel bad.
In short, you'll never see a George Michael-like Evening News story featuring me!
Do I peek? Ummm... I try not to, especially if the dude is straight, and I can totally tell by body-language and gaydar. It's difficult not to. If you walked into a room of perky boobs and bubble butts, would YOU be able to resist?
Alrighty! This just begs the question: "What the heck is a jubbly?!"
it's just cockney rhyming slang. you never watched "only fools and horses"?
If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.
And you risk spraying someone else, and a black eye.