The Mario Hat - Modeled for your amusement

So my Mario hat arrived today. It's smaller than I thought, and won't fit on my head.  




This doesn't really show the scale, but it's too small for an adult head. I realize most people just picked it up for collection purposes.  However, it does fit a kid. Particularly well on a 3 year old hell raiser for instance.  And so here's how it looks on Robio Jr. who just got an important accessory for what may be his Halloween costume.




Are you kidding me daddy??




Very well you bastard I'll look happy.




Ahh screw you.  You could have at least done better with the mustache.

Posted by robio Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:56:18 (comments: 15)
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Iga_Bobovic
 
Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:11:04

The mustache could use some work.


robio
 
Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:12:23
Yeah you try to paint a mustache on a 3 year old. If you can do a better job let me know.
Foolz
 
Tue, 20 Oct 2009 06:19:50
You should've just let him grow it himself. Vader already had a beard at three.
Yarcofin
 
Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:17:34
Dammit. I wanted this hat but I didn't get enough Nintendo points to qualify. I'm getting some shitty calendar.

I also remember the description of this hat saying "one size fits most; may be too large for small children" so I guess that full-grown adult Japanese are the size of our three year olds.
Ellyoda
 
Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:12:03
I got Platinum Club Nintendo rank after the deadline, so I'll get whatever they have next year.  The hate and whatever the other option was I don't really care (not everyone has a three year old to draw a mustache on).
aspro
 
Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:20:05
yarco"I also remember the description of this hat saying "one size fits most; may be too large for small children" so I guess that full-grown adult Japanese are the size of our three year olds." LOL

Costume looks good Robio. Looks like when I get mine It'll be going straight on the collection shelf.
robio
 
Thu, 30 May 2024 16:43:35
15 years ago, I posted these pictures of my kid with the Mario hat that was Club Nintendo gave to gold or platinum members. Over the past week, the kid graduated high school and turned 18.

Not that you guys don't already know, but time fucking flies.
travo
 
Thu, 30 May 2024 19:36:03

Hard to believe we've banded together for fifteen years.

aspro
 
Tue, 04 Jun 2024 10:18:51

I remember that post.

Yeah, I noticed while processing some paperwork today that one of the workers we have was born in 2003!

Without exageration I have T-shirts older than that.

robio
 
Tue, 04 Jun 2024 15:27:21
It's funny, when I was in high school I used to laugh at my dad because he had a pair of jeans that were 20 years old that he would wear when he mowed the lawn. I now have multiple t-shirts that are well over 20 years old. In fact, I have one pair of umbros that I wore in high school that I can still fit into thanks to their stretchy waistband.
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