Background:

  • I was not a NES kid.  Not by choice, just lack of exposure given where I grew up.
  • I loved and beat Mario Bros on the Game&Watch. No easy feat.
  • I loved and beat Super Mario Land 1 and 2 several times.
  • The first time I played any NES or SNES Mario game with my girlfriend, now wife.  She remains an absolute top-tier Mario platformer.
  • Super Mario Galaxy 1 & 2 have both been GOTY game for me. I think they are among the most perfect games ever made.

So the first few hundred times I have tried to beat a 2D Mario game on a home console have not been pleasant.  In fact, they still are not pleasant -- at least for anyone who could observe me hopelessly crawling my way through a game.  I am very, very poor at controlling Mario.  I routinely, seemingly for no reason, jump into a hole killing myself.  I will jump on a koopa, then jump on his shell, then land on the shell.  I will catch projectiles that kill me, but miss 1UP's and mushrooms. EDIT: VIdeo provided below at Foolz request.

But, I figured.  What the fuck.  I am a grown man, I am capable of beating games, therefore, I will beat Mario Bros for the NES.

Today, after several hundred attempts in the last 2 weeks, I made it past 3-4 and started level 4.  Now I get it.  When I hit 3-3 for the 60th or so time, something stuck me -- this is what it felt like when I'm playing Super Mario Galaxy.  I'm dieing a lot, but I'm not frustrated.  I'm the problem, not the game.  And as I replayed level 3-1 through 3-3 endlessly I was getting better.  Not mastering, but not dieing either.  Then I turned it off.  Then a few seconds later I'd turn it back on and give it "one more go".  Just as I did with Super Mario Galaxy.

Then it occurred to me that Mrs. Aspro didn't come out of the womb mastering Mario.  She probably, at the age of 5 or 6 or whatever, was going through what I was going through now, to the point where today when she picks up the controller it's all muscle memory.

Onto world 4!

Posted by aspro Fri, 29 Apr 2011 03:41:42 (comments: 31)
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Fri, 29 Apr 2011 03:51:07

Would you be able to film yourself playing Mario?

 
Fri, 29 Apr 2011 03:56:13
Foolz said:

Would you be able to film yourself playing Mario?




I have considered it many times.

I will give it a try this afternoon and put up an edit some time next week.

EDIT: The reason I have never gone thruogh with it in the past is that I figured people would assume I was deliberatly trying to be bad.

 
Fri, 29 Apr 2011 03:57:00

Keep it up, aspro!

When I first played Super Mario Bros in the late 80s, I died a lot . . .and I do mean a LOT. It takes time to master a challening game. Now I can get to World 8 playing only as little Mario, going through every level in order; no power-ups, no warp pipes. Someday, I will beat the game as little Mario. I probably could have by now if I weren't so lazy. Nyaa

 
Fri, 29 Apr 2011 03:59:31

Thanks! I find it easier as little mario -- probably because most of the time I am little mario, so the big mario physics throw me off.

 
Fri, 29 Apr 2011 04:01:11

We know you're not deliberately doing it which is why it would be entertaining! We believe in you!

 
Fri, 29 Apr 2011 04:10:55

Yes, please do a video playthrough, aspro. That would be cool to see.

 
Fri, 29 Apr 2011 04:11:08
Okay, I just taped myself doing 4-1. I will post it in a moment without any editing.
EDIT: Uploading now, shouldn't be long.
 
Fri, 29 Apr 2011 04:33:13

Sweet, can't wait.

 
Fri, 29 Apr 2011 05:07:25

I am very proud of you. But a part of me still has such a hard time comprehending how this is so hard for you, the video should help.

 
Fri, 29 Apr 2011 05:23:16

Since taping this I have now made it through to 5-1.


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