"This amazing coffee is so rare and so astonishing, even Gareth Hunt would be shaking his beans in disbelief! Why? Well, as the name sort of (well, it doesn't really) suggests, Weasel coffee has been eaten and regurgitated by rare Vietnamese weasels! Honestly! As you can imagine, the weasels' gastric goings-on radically alter the taste of the coffee and the result is a stronger, smoother, heady flavoured coffee that will appeal to serious connoisseurs of the mighty bean. "
No animal cruelty going on there, in the mass production of animal vomit.
Step 1: Feed weasels 5 lbs of coffee beans each
Step 2: Somehow make weasels vomit up said coffee beans?
Step 3: Repeat
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!
Recently Spotted:
*crickets*
Everywhere else it's only used in perfume. Which I had originally thought was made from whale blubber. Now I'm truly confused.