Weasel Coffee

"This amazing coffee is so rare and so astonishing, even Gareth Hunt would be shaking his beans in disbelief! Why? Well, as the name sort of (well, it doesn't really) suggests, Weasel coffee has been eaten and regurgitated by rare Vietnamese weasels! Honestly! As you can imagine, the weasels' gastric goings-on radically alter the taste of the coffee and the result is a stronger, smoother, heady flavoured coffee that will appeal to serious connoisseurs of the mighty bean. "

No animal cruelty going on there, in the mass production of animal vomit.

Step 1: Feed weasels 5 lbs of coffee beans each
Step 2: Somehow make weasels vomit up said coffee beans?
Step 3: Repeat
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!


Posted by Yarcofin Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:23:18 (comments: 5)
 
Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:31:47
Definitely not as weasels absolutely love to vomit!
 
Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:24:25
Well honey is nectar, that is eaten and vomitited (is this word?) by a bee multiple times.
 
Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:21:12
I heard about the coffe beans which are crapped out by cats in Peru.Yum Yum
 
Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:57:39
Step 4 is always the tough part.  You know that whale vomit is also a delicacy right?

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I heard the pleas for "link please" so here goes:
 
Fri, 30 Jan 2009 05:46:15
Only in China, once again proving those guys will eat anything. Which I don't understand... since this whale vomit substance is actually a bezoar, literally everything a whale can't digest. Just like eating a cat's furball or an owl pellet.

Everywhere else it's only used in perfume. Which I had originally thought was made from whale blubber. Now I'm truly confused.
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