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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 19:36:04
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1. Their games are kiddy garbage.

2.  Their consoles and handhelds seem to pride themselves on being obsolete at launch.

3.  Reggie is an ugly motherfucker.

Discuss.

Also, I feel like now is a good time to discuss all of you and why you suck.

1. Gaminggeek is a goat rapist.

2. SteelAttack is a hobo.

3. I've seen pictures of Robio dressed up as a pink spiderman and it made me sexually confused.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:23:28
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You're preaching to the choir brother. Nyaa

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:23:47
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How about you buy some good games instead of loving every random piece of garbage that comes out?

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:25:33
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That's right.  I went there.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:29:58
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Because random garbage can provide a thrilling surprise that makes hard just thinking about it.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:33:05
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Thinking about you getting hard makes me feel all funny again... just like those Robio pictures...

It... oh... god... I've got to go.

*splort*

That bulge...

*swoons*

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:34:43
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Carnageheart said:

3.  Reggie is an ugly motherfucker.



WTF? Time to start kicking some ass, it seems.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:34:51
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LOL

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:36:21
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Your body is not ready.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:37:34
Oh please Reggie. You're over 100 ranks below CarnageHeart. You're pathetic, go give Donkey Kong a reach-around. Nyaa

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:42:50

My site rank may be below Carnageheart's, but I have the sheer power of the 3DS on my side.

Reggie 3DS w/ Bowser promo

GET 'EM, BOWSER!

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:46:43

Ranks are as meaningless as friend codes anyway.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:47:26
Well there you go then Reggie, now you can fiddle with Bowser's 3D ballsack you fungal rimjob.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:50:09

I am going to rip off you head and fuck the hole. I'm going to video tape the whole thing and then show it to your momma so she has some new spank material.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:52:52

Such wonderful and detailed imagery Robio.  Similar to my high def capable Playstation®3 Computer Entertainment System™.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:53:58
Archangel3371 said:
Well there you go then Reggie, now you can fiddle with Bowser's 3D ballsack you fungal rimjob.

If you were to buy a 3DS--which is available now--you too could fiddle with Bowser's ballsack in full, glasses-free 3D. Touching is good.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:56:51
Carnageheart said:

Such wonderful and detailed imagery Robio.  Similar to my high def capable Playstation®3 Computer Entertainment System™.

I know for a fact you don't have that system anymore. You traded it to me for some poorly cut coke that I got from a homeless guy after dropping off your sister the other night. By the way, remind her to start practicing breathing through her nose. Anyway if you'd like it back I'm happy to return it. It never worked right due to the over abundance of dried semen on it.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:59:29
Dark Robio said:

I know for a fact you don't have that system anymore. You traded it to me for some poorly cut coke that I got from a homeless guy after dropping off your sister the other night. By the way, remind her to start practicing breathing through her nose. Anyway if you'd like it back I'm happy to return it. It never worked right due to the over abundance of dried semen on it.

That whole semen thing probably explains my sister's nose too.  One too many strawberry shortcakes.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 21:18:27

Fuck you, cabrones. I have enough semen in my huge pelotas for all of you, your mommas and your sisters.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2011 21:32:04

Is that a threat?  I'd rather it was a promise.

*bats eyelashes*

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