WTF are those things?
Gamepad stand, no thanks.
Also that's a fine suit he's wearing. The shoulders almost fit him properly; that's about as good as tailoring gets these days.
Why are we being told how much wii-mote and nunchuks cost?
Is thatr $130 for a WIi U gamepad. HOLY FUCK.
Oh good it comes with an AC adapter. 
HDMI, sweet.
Two SKUs. One 8GB, the other 32GB
WHAT THE FUCK IS NINTENDO NETWORK PREMIUM. I am angry. WTF is that.
Oh shit premium network? Paid?
Not really surprising for what it is.
CONSOLE PRICE YOU FUCKS COME ON!
Disc drive is 2X - 3X faster than 360/PS3
Dat loading
Nintedo gold? WTF? 
More stand pimping. :lol;
This thing is going to cost a ton. What is that?!?!?!??!?!?!!
12/8/12 31k yen??!?!?!?!?
Ok so $250 and $300
It's a 5X bluray drive, PS3 is 2X
Nintendo Network Premium provides points for purchases, 10% back on digital purchases. Nintendo Network Premium runs through 12/2014. Premium includes controller stands
From gaf. HUH?
It's more like $400 for premium, Vader. Unless the American dollar is stronger against yen than the Australian dollar is.
Is it over?
GPGPU
General Purpose GPU confirmage. It does things normal GPUs can't and offloads work from the CPU.
There is no way they are selling anything at $400. It will be $300 or $350. Better be $300.
And 32GB is crap. I can fill that up like nothing.
I guess those are the launch games. Nintendoland is $10 cheaper than Mario. How much for pro controller, is that $50?