Oh blue octorok, you may be tougher than your red cousins, but you are nothing to me! And your mother is overweight! #BadZeldaSmackTalk
— Rob H (@robisbabbling) October 7, 2013
Leevers? Feh. More like "Don't forget your Lever 2000 Bodywash!" Uh-huh! You stink! #BadZeldaSmackTalk
— Rob H (@robisbabbling) October 7, 2013
Come on old lady. I know you sell potion. You know I know you sell potion. Sell it to me! Bitch.... yeah I said it. #BadZeldaSmackTalk
— Rob H (@robisbabbling) October 7, 2013
Moblins... you are nothing more than second rate Lynels. You're the Gobots to their Transformers. You are # 2. You suck. #BadZeldaSmackTalk
— Rob H (@robisbabbling) October 8, 2013
Moldorm you're an inferior boss. You're barely a mini-boss. You're not even that. You're a fiery chain of disappointment. #BadZeldaSmackTalk
— Rob H (@robisbabbling) October 8, 2013
Manji labyrinth my ass. That's a swastika. Who designed this game? The Japanese? Oh okay I guess that makes sense. #BadZeldaSmackTalk
— Rob H (@robisbabbling) October 8, 2013
100 rupees??? Shit, if you're keeping it a secret I will suck your Moblin cock for that. #BadZeldaSmackTalk
— Rob H (@robisbabbling) October 8, 2013
And with that, the wife took the laptop away from me....
Deku shrub? More like Deku SCRUB
Look Aghnim, I get it. You like tennis. Give it up already.
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobile
So tonight I'm playing The Legend of Zelda. FYI it's still excellent. You should play it. Anyway not only have I been playing it, but I've been drinking (don't judge me it's been a rough month). And at some point in the evening I thought it'd be awesome to start tweeting about it. So allow me to show you the crap I'm tossed up on Twitter tonight...