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Mass Effect: Four balled badassery and unbelievable background depth.
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Sun, 06 Sep 2009 22:08:31

phantom_leo said:

SteelAttack said:
Groin inspecting. Only the best Spectres can handle the sight of four sweaty balls hanging in front of them.

No. No. No. NO! Not Spectres! PHANTOMS!

I've seen COUNTLESS sweaty balls hanging in front of me and I've handled them all!

LOL

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Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:04:20
There needs to be a game where you actually go around inspecting crotches. 

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Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:23:34
gamingeek said:
There needs to be a game where you actually go around inspecting crotches. 

There is. Sort of.

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Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:29:58

Yodariquo said:
gamingeek said:
There needs to be a game where you actually go around inspecting crotches. 

There is. Sort of.

 Wow. The import review of the game in the UK publication NGamer (like its predecessor NGC Magazine, famous for comical reviews of particularly bad games), felt so disturbed by the game that it abandoned its normal percentage scoring system and awarded it a 'score' of simply "NO" in every category.

LOL Ngamer and its predecessors N64 and Super Play are the best magazines ever!

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