Oh fuck the Mii's....show the fucking console!!!!!
So now people who never heard of the internet and gamefaqs can get help!
Oh there's the console...it still looks like the Wii. 
So the menu is like a giant MMO chatroom???
Getting bored now
I will never use any of these features.
The biggest news so far to me is that they feel the need for an Xbox style controller even though the normal Wii U GAMEPAD can do everything that controller can and more.....I'm baffled.
Well at least I can finally communicate you guys while playing the Wii easily.
Loads of penises incoming.
Hey Swapnotes for the Wii U. I think all the 3DS owners can admit we'll use this.
So its swap note, cool!
What did he just said, we can add stuff others made for gameplay?? HUH?
Mario!!! OMG WTF IS THAT.
Somebody shave Iwata's fucking head!!!
Social Window.
Cool but boring
So miiverse allows cross game chat basically and is their online network. Cool.
Oh this could be good
Just got here. I love this. Is it packed in?
Holy crap.... they're actually throwing down with the Miiverse thing. Phone, Wii U, 3DS, PC..... sweet.
That menu is messy.