Police in Nigeria are holding a goat accused of attempting to steal a car.

Nigerian police hold 'magic' goat over attempted car theft

The black and white animal was turned in to police by a vigilante group, which claimed it was an armed car thief who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.


Suspect #1.

Suspect #2

Suspect #3

Suspect #4

Posted by Yarcofin Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:39:09 (comments: 5)
Sat, 21 Feb 2009 17:02:35
Sat, 21 Feb 2009 20:26:06
That goat is actually a long lost cousin of yours who just needs $5000 bail.  If you can give him that last gasp of freedom, you'll receive the full ineheritence of $25 million.

Wire transfer the funds to...
Sun, 22 Feb 2009 02:16:23
I'd say it was most likely #3 but that sounds kinda racist.
Sun, 22 Feb 2009 10:20:22

I think I got an e-mail from that Nigerian goat. He was a member of the royal family of Nigeria and would share generously millions of dollars if I would give him details of my Baaaa-nk Account.

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:38:11
Good but not as good as the story of an indian boy married off to a dog to avoid a predicted death by tiger by local shamen.
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