To balance out a little of the sadder news we've shared, here's some good news that's going to look completely ridiculous on paper, but hell everyone needs a laugh right? At age 36 I'm going to become a grandfather.

... I know. I think this means I'm going to have to move to Alabama. For my Canadian friends not in the know, that's like having to go to the Maritimes. For everyone else, sorry I don't know your regionally geography well enough to make an appropriate reference to where the trashiest people in your country live.

Anyway it's not quite as scandelous as it first sounds. This is my step-daughter and she's 23. As you may remember my wife is a little older than me, and she had her oldest daughter when she was 21. So sure they're a little young, but not day-time talk show young. All that aside, it still doesn't change that I'm going to be in my mid thirties and be a grandfather.... wow that still sounds weird.

We're happy though. She's not married, but she's been with a good guy for the last 3 years and they seem to have been headed down that road anyway. My wife is fucking thrilled. She's always semi-baby crazy and for us that's been a biological impossibility for a while (god bless modern medicine), so this gives her a chance to have a baby... and then give it back. And I look forward to hanging out with the kid and when everyone asks if that's my son I get to drop the bomb on them and watch them squirm.

Plus I get to start wearing those "foxy grandpa" t-shirts. How cool is that?

Posted by robio Sat, 14 Dec 2013 23:26:46 (comments: 31)
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Sat, 14 Dec 2013 23:34:25

Congratz, Grandpa Robio! Grinning

BTW, it's not that unusual. I dated a 38 year-old grandma once when I was 29.

 
Sat, 14 Dec 2013 23:40:31

Awesome explanation, and news. Congrats Paw.

 
Sat, 14 Dec 2013 23:42:43
You need ribbon candy and a lawn to tell the neighbourhood kids to get off of
 
Sat, 14 Dec 2013 23:43:19

Yeah I'm finding more and more people who are sharing stories with me, and it's not really super uncommon. And hell our family dynamics with age and such are so bizarre anyway that this really hasn't made anyone blink yet. If nothing else it guarantee's that I have one more young mind to steer towards quality gaming and away from crap that Zenga makes.

 
Sat, 14 Dec 2013 23:46:08
aspro said:

Awesome explanation, and news. Congrats Paw.

That actually brings me back to the question of what am I going to be called. I'm fine with being a grandpa, but anyone who calls me that is going to get cut.

Yodariquo said:
You need ribbon candy and a lawn to tell the neighbourhood kids to get off of

Oh I've been doing that with the lawn for years. Little fuckers don't listen. Ribbon candy though.... gonna need to track that down, or some Whether's Originals.

 
Sun, 15 Dec 2013 00:06:53

I'm reading what you are writing, but all I can think of is this...

 
Sun, 15 Dec 2013 00:10:41

Sorry. I know I probably need to make a diagram, but fuck it I'm lazy.

And on another note...."huh". I always though Donkey Kong from DKC was DK Jr.

 
Sun, 15 Dec 2013 00:10:53
Paw Paw or Poppy....Poppio?
 
Sun, 15 Dec 2013 00:13:50

Poppio.... this idea has merit.

 
Sun, 15 Dec 2013 00:16:52

Cranky Kong is the current DK's Grandfather. He was the original (arcade Donkey Kong), so that would make Donkey Kong Jr. the current Donkey Kong's dad.

Yeah. I knew all this before. It just came to mind as you were describing your family circumstances... Congrats! By the way!  WinkWink

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