Suck on it, creationists and economists alike.



FFFFFFUCK YEAAAAAHHHH $0.25


I might have had a chance to make it up a few more levels, maybe even get $0.50, but ih... it's a quarter. I had like $900 left when the top player was at $40,000 so I just went all-in with pocket 9s, once I was sure I was in the money.

With 8 more tournaments left between now and Sunday, I'm hoping to work my way up to at least fiddy cent. Otherwise I basically have to go to the $0.01/$0.02 tables and go all-in.


Here is the lucky hand that gave me enough cash to hang in there (I made a video if anyone cares to see, I'll just post the text here for now):

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yarcofin [Jd Qh]
psnanof1: calls 200
Ozenx: folds 
bu707: folds 
Shakavi: calls 200
christal555: calls 200
Yarcofin said, "can i survive 500 more people"
kb600: folds 
Yarcofin: raises 300 to 500
forzazenit: folds 
Shakavi said, "lol"
Shakavi said, "good luck"
gepardi 63: folds 
psnanof1: calls 300
Shakavi: folds 
christal555: raises 300 to 800
Yarcofin: calls 300
psnanof1: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [Jc 6d Ac]
psnanof1: bets 400
christal555: calls 180 and is all-in
Yarcofin: calls 190 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (210) returned to psnanof1
*** TURN *** [Jc 6d Ac] [Js]
Yarcofin said, "uh oh"
*** RIVER *** [Jc 6d Ac Js] [Td]
Yarcofin said, "woo hoo"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
psnanof1: shows [2s Ks] (a pair of Jacks)
Yarcofin: shows [Jd Qh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Yarcofin collected 20 from side pot
christal555: shows [3c As] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Yarcofin collected 3440 from main pot


Posted by Yarcofin Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:18:11 (comments: 7)
 
Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:37:33

I can see the attraction.  I never want to start going down that avenue of pleasure.

 
Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:58:57
Aww now you done gone turn my celebration into something evil.

 
Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:39:21

It;s not that's it's evil (great pic incidentally) it's just that once I start I know I'll be hooked.  Same reason I don't touch WoW.

 
Sat, 14 Feb 2009 04:57:26
But did you pay for the internet that you used to access it?!
 
Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:03:40
No, I was at university using their wireless, and now I'm at home for the next week freeloading off my parent's internet.... SCORE! Anyway, even if internet is included in what I'm charged for my room, it's still a fixed cost. I can stay online 24/7. Maybe in  Australia you still pay by the minute or MB Nyaa. So really irrelivant anyway. It would be more correct to tell me that I'd be better off getting a minimum wage job.

Update: Got screwed out of tonight's tournament once again.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yarcofin [Ks As]
Yarcofin: raises 100 to 150
199 FIERROS: calls 150
Goliaph: calls 100
side efexs: calls 100
Tee Tee ga: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Td Tc Js]
Goliaph: bets 50
side efexs: calls 50
Tee Tee ga: calls 50
Yarcofin: calls 50
199 FIERROS: folds 
*** TURN *** [Td Tc Js] [6s]
Goliaph: bets 50
side efexs: calls 50
Tee Tee ga: calls 50
Yarcofin: calls 50
*** RIVER *** [Td Tc Js 6s] [Qc]
Goliaph: bets 350
side efexs: folds 
Tee Tee ga: folds 
Yarcofin: raises 445 to 795 and is all-in
Goliaph: calls 445
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Yarcofin: shows [Ks As] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Goliaph: shows [Ts Th] (four of a kind, Tens)

Goliaph collected 2765 from pot


4-of-a-kind is really one hand you're powerless to do anything about. Well, unless you want to get really paranoid.

 
Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:35:18
I just finished another tournament in 18th place out of 2260...... another $1.25 for me. Not really worth the extra 3 or 4 hours I put into it.
 
Sun, 15 Feb 2009 11:03:52
But did you have to pay for university?! Nyaa

We have the internet in Australia?!
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