Step 1: develop headache and nausea.

Step 2: take paracetamol.

Step 3: develop worse headache and nausea.

Should have gone for an aspro instead?

Posted by Foolz Fri, 18 May 2012 06:59:57 (comments: 36)
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Sat, 19 May 2012 02:04:30

Whole thread = LOL

 
Sat, 19 May 2012 02:31:11
travo said:
Hey, you leave Aspro alone, Peckercetamol!  I know his video game collection is bigger than yours!

At least it's not Pachtercetamol.

 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 11:02:36

Okay, so who was paracetamol?

I was leaning Robio, but Leo is a close second.

 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 11:03:26
aspro said:
Iga_Bobovic said:

When I get a headache, I do the stuff I would normally do.




Masturbate while watching UFC?

Classic zing. Ah the good old days.

 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:06:28

I get a call from my co-host Steve Scrapers for this?! It was not a classic zing, AssPro. It barely even registers on the zing-meter. Iga really masturbates to UFC and the WWF and to old reruns of Supernatural. Everyone knows that. I can't believe I took time out from editing the Game Over Youtube show for this crap. Now my viewership of 9 Americans, 3 Australians, 1 African, a Japanese-man and Iga (who likes to masturbate to me too, of course) will have to wait for their next show! You've never heard of Game Over?! Bullshit. We have six second sessions at a time so even the average attention span of an Australian can keep up. On the next show, Steve will review Fifa 2016 and I completely bash Her Story. I mean who plays that crap, right? That's not a game!

Now that's a game! I was a secret hidden character in there, myself, or at least they were planning on putting me in, but my dong alone would have needed a second video card, a double processor CPU and a terrabyte of RAM to reproduce.

Take that, you Australian inch-worm! I'm outta here I got shit to do!

(There's more material for ya Bobby!)

 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:25:00

GASP ! ! !

Spla-TOON!

 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:29:24

Jeesus! No homo here, dude! The only bros that get close to my cock are Steve Scrapers and my other co-host Barry Bogg when we do our commentary on Killzone and Fifa matches called "Gaming Commentary while deep-throating a Nine Inch Cock" segments. Now scat before I get Mark Hamil's Joker to shoot you in the back with his Phaser and cripple you earlier than you already will be! You can be the Vg Press' own Oracle.

 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:30:28

That's NOT funny!  Sad

 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:31:24

Suck it up, bro!

I said suck it UP!  Argh!

 
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 12:31:39

WTF?!

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