Gears of War 3

Platform	OVERALL
Xbox 360	7.90

Overall

7.90

Guns! Pew pew pew pew! Cover! Boom! Big explosion! Run! Cover! Shoot! Bang boom! Me and 3 dudes lets go! Im shot, revive me!

More shooting! New bad guys, shoot them till they die!! Oh no am hurt revive me! Giant epic sequence! Dude! Bro!!!

More shooting! This is kind of the same thing over and over! Revive me! Didnt I do this the last game?! Oh new enemy! Pew pew pew! Boom! More shooting...

Hey an actual good boss fight! Giant spider! Pew pew pew!! More epic shit! Revive me! Dude! Bro! Oh damn man that is some emotional dudebro shit, lets take a moment to remember MORE BAD GUYS SHOOT!!!!!

Cool final boss! Thats it, oh, no more pew pew, no more revive. Well it was fun while it lasted, better than the last one, not as good as the first one. Hey lets try Horde mode... Pew pew pew! Boom! Yeah! The whole game should have been this!

Posted by Dvader Fri, 20 Jun 2014 05:55:53

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gamingeek

Fri, 20 Jun 2014 12:34:42

First paragraph nails it

Great review. Now make your COD reviews like this.

Dvader

Fri, 20 Jun 2014 18:24:08

I think I will. I had more fun writing this review than most.

Archangel3371

Fri, 20 Jun 2014 19:43:20

and this is why I don't trust your reviews for these types of games.

gamingeek

Fri, 20 Jun 2014 19:52:27

Revive him Vader! He's died of laughter.

Dvader

Fri, 20 Jun 2014 21:25:56

Lol Archie. It is not a bad review, shit it's better than witcher 2. The core mechanics are not that interesting. Even re6 is way more interesting to me than this game.

travo

Fri, 20 Jun 2014 21:29:16

Wut? I agreed with your review until you said RE6 was better. That Cruisn 64 stage automatically makes it worse. Well, I'll agree it does have interesting game mechanics and storyline.

edgecrusher

Fri, 20 Jun 2014 22:12:32

Better than Witcher 2...please dude.

Archangel3371

Fri, 20 Jun 2014 23:29:33

Well at least you got it right when you said it was better then Witcher 2.

edgecrusher

Fri, 20 Jun 2014 23:30:35

You assholes shouldn't even be allowed to play Witcher 3.

Dvader

Sat, 21 Jun 2014 00:23:02

I'll take sloppy design if the core gameplay is great and that is what re6 is, poor design choices with an amazingly fun combat system. Gears I feel is the opposite, I never cared for the full on cover shooter.

Edge witcher 3 is the game 2 should have been so don't be upset.

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