Consider this the revealing of a mystery few of you were consciously aware of, or will comprehend even after the revelation. Revelation in the biblical sense, of course.

Stage 1: complete.

P.S. completion actually took place on the 25th, not the 27th.

P.P.S. Yes, Office 2007 is horrible. That's understood. Why do you think there are three files?!

Stage 2: started today.

Stage 3: soon to commence.

Following stages: N/A.