I've been far too positive lately. So in that spirit I've decided to make a list of games I hate. Games that in my mind completely and utterly suck. Now to clarify I'm not going to list games that were never meant to be anything other than functional at best. I'm here to talk about games that were meant to be good. And some people do think they're good (they're wrong). Maybe you're one of these people (and once again I want to emphasize you're wrong). But this is my list so fuck off.

So for the month of February I'm going to give you my list. One new game a day. Look forward to it and feel the hate flowing within you. And here it is in no particular order:

  1. Faxanadu
  2. Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
  3. Tao's Adventure: Curse of the Demon Seal
  4. Pac-Man (Atari 2600)
  5. Dr. Franken
  6. Torin's Passage
  7. Blues Brothers (SNES)
  8. Limbo
  9. X-Men (Sega Genesis)
  10. Harvest Moon: My Little Shop
  11. Child of Eden
  12. Herdy Gerdy
  13. Final Fantasy X
  14. Actraiser 2
  15. SaGa Frontier 2
  16. Children of Mana
  17. Assassin's Creed
  18. Burger Time: World Tour
  19. The Acceleration of Suguri X
  20. Spyro the Dragon: Enter the Dragonfly
  21. Impossible Mission (Atari 7800)
  22. The Sims
  23. Double Dragon (NES)
  24. Rhythm Heaven
  25. Dragon Quest Monsters: Caravan Heart
  26. Street Fighter
  27. Captain Comic (NES)
  28. Journey
Posted by robio Sun, 01 Feb 2015 19:26:41 (comments: 157)
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Tue, 03 Feb 2015 03:51:22

I never played Tale of Two Towns. I played the one before it - Grand Bazaar, but that was kind of where I jumped off of the Harvest Moon bandwagon. I'm really ready for that series to head back to a console.

 
Tue, 03 Feb 2015 04:06:47

I liked the little I played of LoS. I think it was misunderstood.

 
Tue, 03 Feb 2015 04:16:43
SteelAttack said:

I liked the little I played of LoS. I think it was misunderstood.

See?? You only played a little. If it was actually good you would have played more. And if you played more you would have not liked it.

 
Tue, 03 Feb 2015 04:18:16
robio said:

See?? You only played a little. If it was actually good you would have played more. And if you played more you would have not liked it.

To be honest, I started to dislike those stupid perspective change bits where camera would almost go 2-D and zoomed away.

 
Tue, 03 Feb 2015 05:41:15

Lords of Shadow is a fantastic God of War game.

 
Wed, 04 Feb 2015 00:33:33

3. Tao's Adventure: Curse of the Demon Seal

Most people have no clue what this is. Consider yourself lucky that you were spared from the heartbreak it brought. Eight years earlier there was this great dungeon crawler on the PS1 called Azure Dreams. It's one of my favorite games of all time. Tao's Adventure was announced as a sequel to it. A sequel to one of my favorite games!! How could it go wrong? Konami made sure to find as many ways as possible. The core concepts of Monster training and climbing the tower were more or less intact, but they abandoned the dating sim and town development which were the features that really drove you to want to explore the tower. The game was also an early DS experiment and tried to go with a control scheme based soley on the touch screen. It did not work. What they ended up making was just a mess, which is probably why they chose not to even use the Azure Dreams name and did everything they could to downplay the connection. Disappointing on every single level.

 
Wed, 04 Feb 2015 01:14:40
Dvader said:

fantastic God of War game.

Oxymoron

 
Wed, 04 Feb 2015 07:56:19
Yodariquo said:
Dvader said:

fantastic God of War game.

Oxymoron

1 was good, 2 was great, 3 was phoned in. Chains on PSP was better than expected.

Caliope!

 
Wed, 04 Feb 2015 07:57:35
robio said:

2. Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

What the hell is this pile of crap? Look, I get that Castlevania had started to get stale. Konami released 6 Metroidvania games in almost as many years. And their previous attempts at 3-D games hadn't worked out so well, so I get that they'd want to take an existing proven idea. God of War? Sure why not? The problem was they took out any interesting types of combat, brought in a boring emo main character, and then added some ridiculous puzzles and a whole lot of suck. It was just awful. I hated it, so naturally it goes on to be the best selling Castlevania of all time. The saving grace however is that I was not alone in my loathing of this game. The game was so bad, no one wanted to buy Lords of Shadow 2 and it tanked. The future of the series may be in question now, but if this is it then fine. Let's just burn it down and I'll piss on the ashes. That's a much better way for the series to go out than with a Lords of Shadow 3.

You need to play more bad games if this is on your list.

 
Wed, 04 Feb 2015 12:32:13
aspro said:

You need to play more bad games if this is on your list.

See the light! Raise your standards and get on my level!

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