1.  Sweet Tooth - Cop out? Maybe, but he's the face of a pretty damned big franchise. It's the classic mean fucked up clown and Sweet Tooth does it as well as anyone else ever had and probably just a little better than most.

2.  Mr. Do - Old school gaming and old school clowns represent yo!!  Also his games are some of the most addicting arcade classics out there.

3.  Bonker - Too obscure for you? Tough shit. He's the clown in Clay Fighter and he fights with pies. Fuck the hadoken, that's an ability a true fighter uses.

4.  Dhoulmagus - He's a clown. Technically he's a jester but he's got make-up on so that makes him a clown. Plus he's possessed by a powerful demonic entity. That's pretty impressive if you ask me.

5.  Ronald McDonald - How many other clowns are featured in 2 video games huh?  How many??  Ronald gets a spot on here.... and my love of his coffee has nothing to do with it.