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Outselling Switch 1 by 1.15 million units (at comparable time).
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I've seen the movie. If you guys just want to skip the game I can tell you how it ends.
Nah, I own it. I read the book not too long ago as well.
If you look up Pam Ayers' work, you'll see how a poet ended up on TV. Very broad poetry. Here is what AI produced when I asked it to write a poem about you in the style of Pam Ayers (nailed it):
I’m gonna tell you 'bout Tom Towers,
A chap who spends his waking hours,
Not gardening or baking pies,
But gaming, with discerning eyes.
He’s got a podcast, quite renowned,
Where pixel talk and lore abound.
He’ll chat for hours, deep and wide,
On frame rates, shaders, anti-aliasing pride.
He’s not impressed by sloppy scenes,
Or muddy rocks in gaming greens.
“Those textures look like mashed-up chalk!”
He’ll mutter in his Aussie talk.
And if you dare to name Clair Obscure,
He’ll scoff and say, “The end’s unsure!”
“It fizzles out, it lacks finesse,
A narrative unholy mess!”
But still he plays, with furrowed brow,
Inspecting cliffs and granite now.
“Look at that boulder! What a joke!
It’s polygonal, and poorly woke!”
So here’s to Tom, with specs and sass,
A gaming gent of highest class.
He’ll rate your rocks, your quests, your lore,
Then podcast on it — and ask for more!
You ever put something somewhere and think, “I’ll put it here so I’ll remember where I put it”? That’s the kiss of death for finding it again. I do it all the time. I’ll tuck my passport into a “safe place” so I won’t lose it. Six months later, I’m tearing apart drawers like a raccoon in a garbage bin.
It’s like my brain makes a solemn promise to remember, and then immediately breaks it. I don’t know who I think I’m fooling. I’ve got a dozen “safe places” and not one of them is safe from me forgetting it exists.
You know what never gets lost? Junk mail. I could find a flyer for a pizza place from 2003 faster than I can find my spare car key.
Sorry for straying into Robio's Andy Rooney bit. I just want to know if this is something everyone does.
The developer doesn't do a straight conversion of the story. Murder on the Orient Express had an extended epilogue with a new ending.
The game itself was modernised too, the time period I mean and had a secondary protagonist.
I kinda want to replay it right now.
There also an excellent adventure game called The Raven: remastered which has a very classic movie vibe.
I think Foolz was all over that game. Ah yes, just found his review:
https://laserlemming.com/2013/09/25/the-raven-review/
No, not that I can recall.
Reading momentarily.
But seriously guys, check the demo for Agatha Christie Murder on the Orient Express.
It's in a new style and feels very modern compared to most adventure games.
New battery get.
Smaller, lighter, doesn't get too hot like the other one.
It's twice as thick but because it's smaller my hands never even come into contact or feel it.
So the 20w PD USB C is what you're looking for, it does positively charge switch 2 when in use.
Now I have 3x the overall battery life.
I could have bought a 10'000 mah one for even more power but I wanted something that wouldn't make handling switch too heavy.